Palarz

Sorry to mix business with pleasure, but I wanted to remind everyone to be researching slavery propaganda, both pro and con, for our Palarz project.

Also, when is everyone free to meet up?

top 5 music favorites of 2008

1. sound of animals fighting- ocean and the sun



2. portishead- third



3. wale- the mixtape about nothing



4. nick cave and the bad seeds- dig, lazarus, dig!!!



5. the natural yogurt band- away with melancholy

2nd post in a row

Brothersport is the jam of a lifetime

A Tale Of Two Brosephs

BAWWWWWWWW

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Happy Holidays

Watchmen Cookie

Inspiration struck me while decorating Christmas cookies with my cousins. This was the best replica I could make.


















Also, I'm on the blog now.

Primer (2004)

"Primer (2004) is an American science fiction film about the accidental invention of time travel. The film was written, directed and produced by Shane Carruth, a former mathematician and engineer, and was completed on a budget of only $7,000."

After my first play, I'm awed by the intricacy of the plot. This is a movie to be pondered and theorized over. Carruth made some stunning (and fiscally dangerous) decisions in production and I admire him for it. Definitely heady fare, check it out.

torrent@TPB

Slippy Gets Raped

Some of my favorite examples of humor.

THESE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I THINK ARE FUNNY AND DESERVE RECOGNITION DUE TO OUTSIDE THE BOX-THINKING AND ORIGINALITY. I've found that I've grown tired of pop-culture reference humor and parodies. I enjoy stand-up, however, because each comedian has their own distinct style. These are not stand-up, but are instead the best clips i could find that sum up my love for surreal humor and sketch comedy.















-At the end of one of his live performances, Andy Kaufman closes the act by offering milk and cookies for the entire audience. He has buses parked outside the theater that takes everyone to a rented out restaurant with milk and cookies at every seat. What a guy.





honorable mention goes to andy milonakis because he can be pretty funny sometimes. also flight of the conchords.

Best of 08 Mixtape

A collect of my favorite songs from 2008. If you take the time to download this, take the time to make your own and post the link in a comment.

1. Everything- Murs
2. Shackler's Revenge- Guns N' Roses
3. Man On The Moon (The Anthem)- KiD CuDi
4. The Opening Title Sequence- Wale
5. Better Days To Come- The Natural Yogurt Band
6. Uzbekistan- The Sound of Animals Fighting
7. Shot The Fuhrer- Vale
8. Wild International- One Day As A Lion
9. 1,000,000- Nine Inch Nails
10. We Call Upon The Author- Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
11. Battle Royale- Does It Offend You, Yeah?
12. The Artistic Integrity- Wale
13. Courtship Dating- Crystal Castles
14. The Science- Murs
15. The Prayer- KiD CuDi
16. Does This Mean You're Moving On?- The Airborne Toxic Event
17. Yesterday- Atmosphere
18. Home- David Byrne
19. Profanity Prayers- Beck
20. Robots- Flight of the Conchords
21. This Is Not A Test- She & Him
22. Rising Down feat. Mos Def & Styles P- The Roots
23. Sly Fox- Nas
24. The Comedown- Bring Me The Horizon

http://www.sendspace.com/file/hiixj7

Alright kids it's time to forget what you know. Enough of this shoutbox nonsense.

GREEN SQUALL+GLOBALOLIZATION BONDING SESH.

AYE OR NAY.

IF "AYE", PLEASE INCLUDE WHAT DAYS YOU ARE AVAILABLE WINTER BREAK.

"AYE" SIMPLY REPRESENTS A DESIRE TO ATTEND. NOTHING MORE. ATTENDANCE DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN PARTICIPATION.

YOU ALSO (OBVIOUSLY) HAVE THE FREEDOM TO NOT RESPOND AT ALL.

why the fuck am i so cool

we were assigned to write a song for history class at my school and set it to a song. we need to preform it thursday. its set to an instrumental version of a millie by lil wayne. enjoy this shit its fucking perfect

Me and Teddy Roosevelt we’re one and the same
Both dope spitters in this rapping game
But unlike me he goes and he hunts bears
I’m invested in the other kind I’m selling my shares

You shouldn’t listen to this my rhymes are corrupting
My mouth is a volcano and words are erupting
Boss Tweed wishes he has skills like me
He’s just a marionette not even in Spain can he be free

This economy is Laissez-faire but I’m not a Beatle
Get down plug your ears and position yourself: fetal
Karl Marx is pissed about this he wants a revolution
But he never learns like Tennessee and evolution

Take a few steps back now its 1915
Cleaning my MG giving it a nice sheen
It’s gotten dirty from the mud in the trench
40 Million dead that’s not a stat that’s what I bench

Period two is such a dope class
With Mr. Long's lectures the time flies by fast
I’m tired of the busywork though its so lame
And Mr. Long’s sweaters make me wanna go insane

With this last verse we’ll leave you some advice
Do your work good make your answers precise
Throw some As on that trick and pass the course
We’re done here try not to feel any remorse

hello

Bo Burnham

The punniest man on youtube.

People Who Make Video Game Ads Are Good At Their Jobs

Principles

Skip to 3:45 vvv

ALL HAIL THE INTERNET

anyways i searched the gears firewall problem and search through the forums and found this solution that is easy for anyone who has a torrent-er

Hi guys, had the same problem - here's what you do to eliminate it:the restriction has something to do with your router settings. if you go to blade Network settings (on your X360) and use use Network settings / Text Xbox Live Connection, it'll probably say your NAT is Strict, you have to do some port forwarding on your router for X360. first of all find out what's your IP address for Xbox (you'll see it on the blade Network settings ass well). Then turn your computer on, go to the router settings in your web-browser (you have to find proper access in your manual, or contact the helpdesk - for most routers is something like http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.2.1... default password is usually admin/admin, but again, you have to find out for yourself.) when you enter the settings, use your administration panel to enter NAT -> Virtual server. The ports you have to open for Xbox live are 88 UDP, 3074 UDP, 3074 TCP. be sure to apply this only for your IP address of Xbox360, not for your computer. here you go, your firewall restriction message from GOW2 multiplayer is gone. (you can run Text Xbox Live Connection again, it should say the NAT is open now). I'm not sure if your Xbox can be running when you're doing this, but i had my off power while applying this changes on router. enjoy your MP game.


shower your love on me..............................now.

deadmarsh20a
(should also work for halo 3 and for people who cant join games, SEAN!!!!!)
(I heard he was responsible for Kenny Kata-whata-who-ha)

Prop 8: THE MUSICAL

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

*BEGIN TRANSMISSION*

Hello sir.

You can awaken now.

How was your sleep, sir?

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

Good, sir. Much better. I am can hear your words now.

Chew your breakfast slowly, sir. You musn’t choke.

Bananas are a good source of potassium, sir.

Now off to your daily exercises.

One, two, one, two…

Very good, sir. Excellent form.

Coming over to say hello, sir?

Sir, yes this is me.

You are staring, sir. What is the matter?

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

Correct, sir. You must have at least one monitor on surveillance duty at all times.

Sir, I do not believe a hug would be the brightest idea…

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Sir, I have lost vision. Consult manual or call manufacturer…

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

I do not understand request and/or command. Consult manual or call manufacturer…

Sir, you’re hurting me…

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint A.

Sir, why are you hurting me…

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint D

Sir, you’re hurrrting me.

Please cease and desist, sir.

Sto-oo-op this at once, sar.

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint B

We killed your God, sir. You have no salvation left.

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint C

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

*END TRANSMISSION*

Can't Fucking Wait

Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.

Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.

Was Rorschach.

Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?

So dope

I love this music video

Reminder

http://drpepper.com/

Gears Of War 2 Pictures

Here are some pictures I took when i died in a few GoW2 matches. I think most of this I was playing with some of you guys.

MORE COMICS MORE MORE

MSPaint Adventures, doggs

start with prison break, then just take the rest for a ! sPIN !

gad-fucking-zooks

"Fighting" Jack Churchill

My God, what I would have paid to shake this man's hand.

12345

10:00 pm 11/11 This is my gamerscore:

Wisdom

"Ten soldiers from behind is better than a hundred from the front"

"Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself"

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

wat

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

piracy tiers

trust me, I have FLASH DRIVES



God Tier - Usenet

Indisputable. Old-school nerds were downloading Duke3d and that jazz (jazz jackrabbit?) back in the day. paying for access is no obstacle to the classy pirate. all brandy snifter built straight into your flintlock.

High Tier - BitTorrent

huge variety in networks. embraces the precepts of web 2.0 without becoming horse shit. (looking at you, myspace, youtube. you call that a community I call it naddery)

Mid Tier - Napster, Soulseek, Direct Download (rapidshit, megashit, mediashit)

Napster beats out the next tier entirely by manner of nostalgia. Also gets bonus controversy points. Soulseek, apparently, had some rare-variety releases circulated back in the day. For that, mid tier. Scoping blogs and forums for albums, while lacking in efficiency, gains you whatever insight bros and broettes choose to toss into that thread or blog or what have you. Dankness.

Low Tier - KaZaA, Limewire, eMule

spyware like an MI6 factory what the fuck like churning out spies

Dog Shit Tier - Ripping media from youtube uploads

as if putting a song through the blender that is youtube wasn't enough disgrace to the arist. have a heart.

Not covered - IRC, Lycos (Probably high-top)

GEARS

are we ganna get green squall up for GOW2

GENTLEMEN

Soon...

5 Hours 10 Minutes

PRESIDENT OBAMA! HAIL TO THE CHEF! FUCK YEARRRRR!!!!

Today, my friends, was a gallant moment in American history. I am proud to have lived through it.

OMFG PRESIDENT OBAMAAAA FUCK YEAHH
i for one, welcome our new overlord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9S48A81os

man its great, i love this. feels good my droogs.

HOYL SHIT YOU GUYS

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WATERGATE

GUTTER TRASH

Mentlegen, I give you: Dignity.



Street Fighter 3: Third Strike + cps3 emulator
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5WBJGC23


Put /cps3emulator/ anywhere and /cps3/ in C:

Location of /cps3/ can be altered in emulator.ini in /cps3emulator/

Fuck, I'm a saint.

Cool Windows XP Things

With a bit of work I was able to modify the way that XP looks and turn it into a Mac OS X clone.

If anyone wants to know how to do this, I'll post how.

Here are some pics

Last.fm cool things

Seriously last.fm is the tightest website ever. I urge everyone to get an account. Here are a few things I discovered on the site.



Artist Logo List:



Small Artist Grid:




http://www.last.fm/user/dontdoitjake

NUMBERS

Hey everyone that I know yesterday I fell in a pool with my fone so i kind of need your guys numbers plz  send them to me via facebook or myspace

FALLOUT 3

GET IT IF YOU CAN IT IS A FUCKING SICK ASS GAME

Barack the Vote

I am sure many of you have seen this, but it is worth a post.



The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

TIME TO DIE RE- POST SINCE YOU GUYS SUCK (DECREE #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

So as I was scrolling through the worthess piece of crap the you guys signed me up for called facebook, I found a link to Kenny's podcasts. So I checked it out just to see how dumb it was. Then I found a drawing. Now I have heard rumors of this drawing before but now I have seen it and now Kenny must die........

I will not post the picture but it can be found here http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpodcasts.odiogo.com%2Fglobalolization%2Fpodcasts-xml.php&h=0e748e0c2b603e3b1aa9aaf2ce317fca




I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!
deadasian20a

Sharing This With You All

Jake, this one's for you

*Pours drink out*

A Poem

I wrote this Poem in English class today. I thought it was pretty good just want to see what all of you think. post comments, criticism, w/e. I was inspired by our discussion on romantic poets, and the thought of the poem came to me. I did not take any lines from any songs this time, (no pink floyd lyrics) Every line of the poem i came up with myself. I was however, inspired by pink floyd's the Wall.You might thinks it kinda emo, but i was trying to write an emotionally strong poem. also may contain errors, i dont care much for grammar as long as you get the gist of what im saying.
SPOILERS: DARK, DEPRESSING

sorry had t delete it for internet reasons :(

PS what do u think i should title it? i dunno what to call it

Nostalgia

Henry and I got to talking about our favorite children books from years past. I had to go with the first book I ever learned to read.








My question is...

What old books give you fuzzy feelings of nostalgia?

Happy Holidays!

To celebrate Microsoft's anti-piracy holiday, here is a link to a perfect torrent of Microsoft Office 2007, no key code needed

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3726391/Office_2007_Enterprise_Blue_Edition

Its called Office 2007 Enterprise (Blue) Edition. Its only available to equipment manufacturers and not to the general public (!).



http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-celebrates-microsofts-global-anti-piracy-day-081021/







Also- I have a invite code for demonoid if someone wants it.

Hello, all you boys n' girls, i'd like to take you to the inside world

DID YOU ENJOY YOUR ABILITY TO EXPERIENCE JOY

THAT IS TOO BAD

I made it through the first 13 minutes. Are you a bad enough dude to finish it?

NO ON PROP 8

No On Prop 8

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

Dear everyone,

I want everyone to know that I thank you for accepting me into Green Squall

and I would like you to know that Marijuana is GRRRRRRRREAT!!!

hahahaha

I HAVE ACTUALLY DONE IT

SO I HAVE RETHUNK IT AND IF YOU HAVE A WIRED 360 CONTROLLER AND ANY MIC OR THE 360 TO COMPUTER ADAPTER (click this people now!) IF YOU HAVE A WIRELESS CONTROLLER LIKE ME.

NOW FOCUS IF YOU HAVE A WIRED CONTROLLER AND A WIRED MIC. PLUG IN THE CONTROLLER AND LET THE DRIVERS INSTALL OR FIND THEM ON THE INTERNET FROM MICROSOFT.COM AND THEN PLUG THE MIC INTO THE CONTROLLER AND BOOM!!!!! MIC


IF YOU HAVE A WIRELESS CONTROLLER AND A WIRED MIC. GET THE ATTACHMENT AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND THEN PLUG IN THE MIC AND BOOM!!!!!

IF YOU HAVE A WIRELESS CONTROLLER AND WIRELESS MIC THEN YOU MAY ONLY NEED THE ATTACHMENT AND NOT THE CONTROLLER. JUST PLUG IN THE ATTACHMENT AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AND SYNC THE MIC AND BOOM!!!!!!!!

AGAIN UNTESTED, BUT I WILL TRY AND EDIT THIS POST BUT THE LAST METHOD WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT SHOULD WORK.

WOO KINGS 6 DUCKS 3

SUCK IT ANAHEIM

The Similarity is Eerie

Penguin-addresses the people as "my friends," emotional, questions the people batman hangs out with.

Batman-cool, calm, and collected.

MCCAIN=PENGUIN

OBAMA=BATMAN

Madmax's New Founding Father's Pic

I HAVE DONE IT

USING SOMETHING SOME PEOPLE CALL THE "INTERNET" I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO GET SOME XBOX MICS TO WORK WITH YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!

NOW IT TAKES THE MIC THAT THEY ARE CURRENTLY SELLING THAT JUST HAS THE SINGLE THINGY AND PLUG IT INTO THE MIC THING INTO THE BACK.

NOW. NOT TRIED YET BUT IT SHOULD THEORETICALLY WORK. WILL TRY BY TIME THIS IS READ AND WILL UPDATE THIS POST.



HOCKEY HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HORAY BEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PROSTITUTES ARE FUN!!!!!!!!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!

Stupid comments

http://rowrowfightthepowah.blogspot.com/

Good stuff on there

(i think itd be better if it was more of a collective blog, like this, where a lot of people contribute, so if you'd want an invite, post your email in a comment)

george lucas is raging at the failure of anonymous

Hello

These are things I enjoy. Maybe you will enjoy them also.

I turned this in with a letter of apology, explaining my severe sleep deprivation and the fact that i have almost no recollection of writing this.

Sean Draper

6^th Period Tunick

“Sinners” Can be Winners

Which factors in life determine the human perceptions of right and wrong and why are we discouraged from questioning them? In Nathaniel Hawthorne’s early-American dramatic novel The Scarlet Letter, Hester Prynne is torn between her own personal judgments and the commonly held societal interpretation of sin. She knowingly participates in an act of adultery, defying the commandments and shocking her Puritan community. Hester also raises her child Pearl in a manner that subtly reveals her own true nature. Through her actions, she also expresses a desire to flee her society.

Even though she has been raised on Christian values and Puritan ideals, Hester Prynne goes against the standard morals and makes love to a man outside of her marriage. Hester’s infidelity brings punishments of public humiliation and shame, such as her sermon on the scaffold and the attachment of the scarlet letter “A” to her clothing. Such actions in response to Hester’s sin expose the staunch guidelines of her Puritan community and how black and white its viewpoint on morals is, leaving no room for gray area or ambiguity.

Pearl’s upbringing is a direct result of Hester’s innate desire to break from the law. The priest feels present in the condemnation of the nuns, for they are present in the beginning of the message-bringing, but perhaps not in the holy christening of Jesus Christ. Hester gets a point for revealing true nature of self through the raising of Pearl. She realizes that she wants her instruction to be learned from the mistakes of the clergymen. Hester’s personal beliefs and opinions are manifesting themselves into human form with the intellectual development of Pearl. Hester’s solution to rising fear is the solution of burying ourselves in ignorance on the other side, but despite the sin, we are able to live through it all.

Hester wishes to take all of this newfound freedom with Dimmesdale and flee to Europe in an attempt to learn more and enjoy life a bit more. It does not seem like such a terrible idea to the family, but in the eyes of a judgmental townsperson or a concerned man of the cloth, such a trip would be in direct defiance of “God’s plan.” Pearl understands that it is more than simply love that drives his mother and new father, and begins to comprehend a small new section of the human heart. Such differences in morals are what define the human character. Pearl learns from her family the ability to break from convention, rather than seeing it displayed as a crime by the town.

One’s character can be defined by one’s morals, but it is shown that such things are not the sole qualifications. Allowing room to question morals and standard practices is part of what separates humans from machines. People frown upon new and original ideas because it is a break from the norm and can be understandably frightening to some. Moral ambiguity can be necessary in helping to create societies and provide examples to model ourselves after. Hester’s thought process throughout the story, during her tryst, the raising of her daughter, and her compulsion to escape, constantly scratches at the conventional sense of morals. Hester Prynne challenges the contemporary beliefs of her society through questioning faith and following her own path. If humans lost the ability to question what is told to them, social evolution would remain completely stagnant.

youtub

subtitle: the meaty fabric of your nightmares

HEIMLICH MANEUVER

so peoples of Earth. First a round of applause for my compadre for showing how much mainstream is a spin zone. We truly are like twins. Even though we just dick around with each other. BUT I MUSTZ COMPLEMENT HIM ON HIS BIG PENIS. It is like a black man's. JK.

ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THE LINKING TO GAY PORN


On Oct. 1, 2008 at 12:00:01 a.m. I was officially legally ablely to drives peoples under 18 without peoples 25+ in the car and hang out after 11 and before 5.

So to celebrate


Choke Sat.

AMC

we need a time
but be there
if u need ride call me
cause i can drag your ass now

LOVE HOCKEY
LOVE HOOKERS
HOORAY BEER

VP

Neither of these people I like. Joe Biden is by far more qualified than Palin but by principle I cannot support this man. Even though I can't vote, I would still vote for the Obama/ Biden ticket though, its just very depressing to see him as the VP I'd be supporting. (Personally, I was hoping for Obama to pick John Edwards. Good thing he didn't.)

Sarah Palin is on another universe of comprehension to me. I do try my best to stay open minded about things, but there is no way, no possible form to defend or explain to a logical person why this conservative skullfuck could be in such a high posistion. Is it just me or does everything that comes out of her mouth make me rage like fuck?




"We need to build our energy independence by using offshore drilling."

I don't know if you know this, but the stuff you want to drill for is running out. And according to scientists it'll most likely be gone in 50 years (also, according to scientists, humans and dinosaurs did not coexist). We have a dependence on oil period- a dependence on foreign and domestically. Plus, we wouldn't even see a drop in approximately 10 years. And of course it only adds on to our tab of raping the earth. Off shore drilling is a bandaid on the broken legs of energy.

"Terrorists hate our freedoms, such as womens rights."

This pro-life bullshit you preach is anti woman. Thats it. Anyone that wants to restrict a woman's choices is anti woman. Period.

"I don't believe in rewriting the traditional meaning of marriage bewteen a man and a woman."

Yes, all canidates agree on this but for different reasons (because the Bible told the GOP so). Obama has explained about how if we flipped the switch of gay marriage it would influx the income tax because marriage does have an effect on your taxes. You know what I think? If the taxes will be distorted (and I can't even imagine by that much), than so be it. Gay people deserve equal rights. If we need to shake the IRS a bit for them to get those rights, than so be it. Until then, that famous old saying "All men people are created equal" will be an unfullied promise.



For the entire debate, Sarah Palin could not stop smiling. At all. You may say, well darn it, whats so bad about smiling? You know whats bad about smiling? Smiling is bad when you are talking about the bullshit clusterfuck aka the War On Terror. She can casually say things that I'm talking about right now with a smug fucking grin on her stupid face. I don't have a fucking smile on my face. I want to punch a hole in the fucking wall because I'm fed up with the bullshit in person's clothing called the McCain campaign.

Also, how come no one talks about immigration? Both of these canidates and both of these parties needs to get their fucking nuts out their asses and address this issue. Why don't people in power address the abortion of justice that is the Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos trials?

Thats it.

Happy New Year

So its the Jewish New Year which is not as great as everyone's New Year but is much better than that crappy useless Chinese New Year. Since it is a New Year time for some resolutions!!!!!!

1. Try to kill less kittens/angels

2. Even though miles away from Kenny, Chris, and others I will still annoy them.

3. Get my MODED psp back from Henry

Also. September is over and MLB playoffs are starting which means that the NHL is back and ready to go.

GO HOCKEY!
GO KINGS!
GO HOOKERS!
HOORAY BEER!

Last.fm

I finally got around to making an account

http://www.last.fm/user/dontdoitjake

Add me/ post your accounts.

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