Dude

Freaking 99 in metacritic

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ps3/grandtheftauto4

Long Pointies?

"We will call you Naked Snake"

IN HONOR of MGS4's close release date and our study of the Cold War in Euro, yesterday i started another playthrough of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. This is one of my favorite games of all time, and now I can actually understand the story and historical significance of everything.

MGS4 BETA

LESS THAN 4 HOURS

BETRAYAL

SO YOU WANT MEET THE SCOUT

FUCK JEWTUBE

GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP

OR SHOULD I SAY

THE VALVE

BADUM KISH

RESTART STEAM, THEN ENTER steam://run/5032 IN YO' BROWSER

BAWNK

Iron Man Xbox Live Demo Review

Well I would like to begin by declaring my immediate bias. I love Marvel Comics. Every single damn comic book character published by those wonderful creative masterminds gets me harder than a sexually aroused Ben Grimm. I'm also obsessed with open ended super hero games where you can fly, jump really high, web-sling, etc.
That being said, this demo was pretty good. The setting is the middle of the desert, some top secret military base. Reminded me of The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction (Pretty fun sandbox marvel hero game where every other level is some top secret military base in the middle of the goddamn Mojave). The flight system is pretty fun, albeit loose considering the default camera sensitivity is so high you feel like a 10 year old off his ritalin wearing a jetpack. You get used to the controls eventually and let me tell you- dodging missiles in mid-air is pretty dang enjoyable.
The graphics are beautiful with a definite attention to detail. Being a demo, there were a few buggy areas graphically where it seemed unfinished but I'm hoping those will be polished out in the final game. There is an upgrade system with your armor, giving it just that HINT of RPG. The weapons are fun to use; you dont really feel like Iron Man until you've shot a volley of rockets at a helicopter while speeding through the sky. The melee punching gives you a sense of power as well, and you can actually rip the tops off of tanks by rapidly tapping B (melee button). The targeting system is neat because it is useful but at the same time it doesn't "baby-up" the difficulty of the game.
All in all, the demo showed definite potential. Wasn't "rock your balls off" exciting but I certainly enjoyed it. Sometimes licensed super-hero games have been known to show promise but FAIL HARD in the final production (COUGH SUPERMAN RETURNS COUGH) but then again don't all licensed games? (with the exception of such gems as King Kong and IMHO Spiderman 2) The gameplay is solid and playing as Iron Man is badass enough, so really I see the game only being able to go up from here.

-Tusken

FUCK CROQUET

And one for Kenny:

Wii60?

Stupid

Bad News (Cause we all deserve nightmares redeux)

So as some of you may know next I shall be attending Sierra Canyon High School. Yes, yes I know tragic. Now some of you don't know just what Sierra Canyon is all about so I have some pictures of the campus.

ENJOY!!!!!

Pray for me............ Really hard

deadmarsh20a

Best Movie Parody Ever

The original and then the parody:

Finally

I got me some of that sweet sweet Warhawk.

:)