Sunday, December 30, 2007

LAN PARTY


Alright guys Five O' Clock on Sunday

Sean and Henry Bring Xbox's no TV's necessary RSVP through replies or im me at deadmarsh20a@aol.com that way I have enough xbox's HURRY HURRY tickets are going fast. Sameer bring your Gears and Halo for my Halo needs to be sent back. And sean whats your PS3 name?
Go watch some hockey!!!!!!
deadmarsh20a

Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Squallies



Yea, I made up a name for the awards that I've decided people should get for outstanding whatever in anything for Green Squall this past year. NOMINATE PEOPLE FOR CERTAIN SHIT

Examples can be (but are not limited to):
Best Sniper
Best Team Player
Loudest Member
Most obnoxious microphone breathing noises (we all know who that one belongs to)
Most Hours Played (well that one isn't really based opinion)
Favorite Game (that we play together)
Best Music to listen to while playing
Best LAN party house
Best Halo player
Best Gears player


THINK OF ANY CATEGORY THAT INVOLVES THE GAMES THAT WE ENJOY PLAYING AND NOMINATE SOMEONE FOR IT. ANYTHING.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Greatest Game in the History of the Galaxy

I just beat Mass Effect...in...15 hours. How sick is that? Its one of the greatest games I've ever played and i seriously think anyone with an Xbox 360 should definitely buy or at least rent this game and the sequels that we all know are coming. Srsly, its the greatest game ever


EVER!

It's LAN time on Sunday, December 30th

On sunday at Jeremy's there is gonna be a LAN partay. Bring yo boxes and discs, plus a TV if you can. Word.

Tusken's Christmas Loot

- Call of Duty 4 for PC
- Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
- Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
- Guitar Hero 3 (360 version)
- The Dark Knight Returns (by Frank Miller... excellent batman graphic novel)
- Comic Book Culture: An Illustrated History
- New Headphones
- Gears of War shirt
- Team Fortress 2 Pyro shirt
- veritable buttload of candy

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Awesome



Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Our Mascot: The Green Knight






Badass.

Holiday Heroes


No this not to rave about how Heroes on NBGaspin was awesome, well, because the show is a steaming pile of crap. NO this to recognize the heroes of the holidays who when in times of need they are there to defend the needy and weak. So come and sit on ole' Granpappy's knee, I promise I wont bite, court says I can't do that anymore, and hear the tale of a young boy and how he grew up to fight his father and the empire to save the universe. No that isn't the story either. Our hero is........... Max Gaspin's Xbox 360.

Just when you thought you couldn't deal with another Halo 3 map that didn't make any sense or just had crap exploding everywhere. It decided "enough is enough, I'm tired of these mother fucking maps on this mother fucking game" and with that it posted a message that said "FUCK YOU" and then preceded to explode, wiping out everything in three mile radius and poisoning thousands with radiation poisoning. Since then we all have been rejoicing as the four new maps have been untouched by his evil hands (GOD KNOWS WHERE ELSE THEY HAVE ROAMED), and we have played a-many matchmaking games and Gears games with grenades and more than two maps.

So heres to you Gaspin's Xbox! Without you we would all be in a living hell my people don't believe in.

IN LOVING MEMORY OF THOSE YOU DIED AS A RESULT OF

THE EPIC EXPLOSION OF XBOX

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

OMFGSKATE

well looks like i join sam in the elite club of achievement 100%ers. tonight i finally got my very last achievemtn for skate, which if you dont know, is quite a good game. actually sam isnt in this club anymore because of the new brass balls bioshock achivement (whoever made that shit should get fired. beat the game on hard without using a vitachamber??? wtf?!?) but w/e.


anyways who here has the new halo maps? theyre pretty damn good, the main one ive been playing around with is foundry which is so awesome in forge. ive made a sick king of the hill variant but i have no one to play it with yet. id reccommend buying them.

well i guess thats all. oh before i post id like to say kata, dude i feel for you. i know everybody flames you here, and i just want you to know that whatever you do, dont bring a gun to school. please, you seem like the guy thatd pull a columbine, and please, talk to somebody if you feel he urge to shoot up your school. please dont.

-Papa Jenkins

Monday, December 17, 2007

cool music video

Few things to point out first. Ignore the song enjoy epic vid. The dancers hair looks likes chris, and he may dance this way. The song is so-so to bad but the video choreography is awesome so ya. And on the english video post I made my first great comment so i thought i would mark that occasion peace!






go watch some hockey (welcome back scotty!!!)
deadmarsh20a

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Sunday, December 9, 2007

My cousin playing my Wii

Why my Wiimote is dusty:

Saturday, December 8, 2007

TF2 Statistics

Check out Valve's total average team fortress 2 statistics: http://www.steampowered.com/status/tf2/tf2_stats.php


Thursday, December 6, 2007

Orange Box 360 Review

While most of you have played through the Orange Box’s five games on the PC, I think I am the first member in G.S. to pick it up for 360. While it may be just a port, there are some major differences regarding the two versions. I will explain them now.

(Before I begin I will say I’ve beaten Portal on 360 and Half-Life 2 on PC and only experimented with TF2 on 360. I haven’t dug into Episode 1 or 2 so I will only focus on technical aspects of the game. We all know its good.)

So with a high end PC downstairs with a better connection why would I get it on Xbox 360? Well after getting Half-Life 2 (game of the year edition) on PC about two years ago and beating it I decided to pick up O.B. on 360 for a few reasons.

Mainly, I just like controllers more than keyboards and mouse. In a game like Portal however, there were a few levels where I was begging for the preciseness of a mouse though, mainly because the game is all about aiming perfectly once you get the puzzles figured out. After beating Portal though I moved onto HL2 for a third playthrough (first two on PC). While HL2 is by all regards a PC game, for me it feels so much better with a controller. Not only am I significantly better at it, but elements like vehicles (which are a major part of HL2’s story mode) and platforming work better with a thumbstick than a WASD combination. I was able to move at a speed I wanted rather than full throttle which is what you get by pressing down W. Switching weapons is also a lot easier with a D pad as well.

The 360’s version’s graphics are not as good as it’s PC counterparts, and its weird to see my exploits as Gordon Freeman on a TV but for me these are very redeeming qualities. Along with these, I just enjoy using my 360 a lot more than my PC. Installation, patches, folders, blah. I’ve had a pet peeve for installations since my first Flight Simulator game- so I think we can all agree, putting a disc into a disc tray and playing it instead of waiting is a lot nicer. Also on my PC I am not an administrator so I have to log into my dad’s account for installing and yada yada yada.

And finally achievements. Not for boosting my gamerscore, but being able to compare progress in the game with people on my friends list is so well developed it really does define the experience of Xbox Live. On PC I could compare with you guys, but with games like Guitar Hero 3, Halo 3, Assassin’s Creed, and Skate on my 360, I’m usually not on Steam that much anymore.

Orange Box is still a great game on PC, and after being away from HL2 for so long, it does really prove that, in fact, Half Life 2 is the best game of all time.

-Jake Jenkins

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

so last night i beat portal




THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

PHILOSPHY

If a homeless person is a hobo
and
A homosexual is a homo

What is a homesexual homelss person?


GO WATCH SOME HOCKEY AT THE LOCAL GAY SOUP KITCHEN!!!!!!
deadmarsh20a

Saturday, December 1, 2007

I love Destructoid


They had this as a banner on the top of their homepage. Good lord I love them so much...


ALSO: an article on the whole firing business: http://www.destructoid.com/strength-and-honor-ziff-davis-rallies-outside-cnet-offices-56982.phtml

AND: some Bioshock 2 news: http://softrockhallelujah.blogspot.com/2007/11/distaster-your-irrational-behavior-is.html