Saturday, March 31, 2007

Halo Wars Trailer

Thursday, March 29, 2007

SHIT GUYS I KNEW IT

So yea Bungie is now saying that instead of gracing us with the beta this sunday, it might be later. here is some news:

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"Halo 3 Confirmed for Fall, Beta May Be 'Late Spring'
Might take a little longer for some multiplayer action.
By Patrick Klepek, 02/19/2007

Okay, so everyone knew Halo 3 would arrive this fall, but Bungie's finally confirmed the third (and seemingly final, at least for this storyline) entry in the Halo series will be available in fall 2007. The news springs from the first of likely many marketing promotions planned for the game.
There's some sadface.gif to go along with this news, however, as Bungie's started indicating the beta may be pushed back a bit. Still hitting in the spring, mind you, but now they're saying it could be "late spring."

"There are still many details of the Halo 3 beta to be finalized but one thing we did want to confirm is that the beta will not be starting next week. Crackdown will be available in stores starting Tuesday, 2/20, but the Halo 3 multiplayer beta start date is still being finalized. We're still aiming for a Spring release, but it could be more like late Spring."
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OH hurray. I guess no more awesome LAN party... :-(

haha ID JUST LIKE TO REMIND you all that april first release was a speculation. now that "late spring" has been announced, april 15th is the new speculation. ah jesus...

Driving Rules


IM BACK!!!!!! MY FIRST POST IN A LONG TIME BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO PRESENT THE MOST EPIC OF EPIC NEWS EVER!!!!(PICTURE ME STANDING ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER IN FRONT OF THE BRIDGE WITH A HUGE BANNER WAVING IN THE WIND THAT SAYS "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" ON AN AMERICAN FLAG BACKGROUND WITH THE WHOLE CREW SITTING IN FRONT OF ME AS I GIVE A SPEECH TALKING ABOUT HOW WE DEFEATED THOSE(THIS PART IS JUST FOR GASPIN) NON CHRISTIAN S.O.B.'S WHO DON'T LIKE RONALD REAGAN OR BASEBALL WHICH KIND OF REMINDS ME OF THE CHANCELLOR PAPELTINE'S SPEECH WHEN HE DECLARES THE REPUBLIC WILL BE REFORMED INTO THE FIRST GALATIC EMPIRE AFTER THE SEPERATISTS ARE DEFEATED) I HAVE A LEARNERS PERMIT!!!! NO NO PLEASE HOLD YOUR BOO'S AND HISSING!!!! WELL IM THE FIRST TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE SO I WARN EVERYONE..........STAY OFF THE DAMN ROADS!!!!!


GET WELL SOON VISNOVSKY!!!!

DEADMARSH(GONNA KICK YOUR ASS)20a

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Epic Status Achieved!



BAHAHAHAHA OH DRIVERSEDONLINE, you never fail to amuse. The highest level is named "Epic." ho boy. AND JUST LOOK AT THAT MUG.

Halo 3

Anyone who's not pulling an all nighter for Halo 3 beta is crazy, so be there.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Funniest thing ive ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQnjAKr618Q




Sunday, March 18, 2007

Gridlock Strategy



ALRIGHT. SO. 4v4. The map is symmetrical. Without any weapon swaps, there are hammerbursts up stairs closest to spawn points, a sniper in the middle stairs, and a boomshot under the middle belltower. Now, judging by individual player strengths, you will want to haver certain teammates assigned to certain weapons and posts. Determine who is skilled with the sniper and who is resourceful with sharp reflexes for the 2 rockets in the boomshot. You should send two potential snipers to the center building to retrieve the sniper. Send two, because that is the most popular weapon spawn in the map and you are about 75% guaranteed to meet up with members of the opposing team. You will want a capable pair, and if you both shoot at the same time pumping bullets with a lancer, the opponent is sure to go down. Also, from that location, you have a good view of the rest of the map for spotting other potential targets. I would go up the stairs to this building cautiously with either a lancer or (if you are so inclined) a pistol. You want to down the opponents here from a little bit of a distance, because here you have the ability to get them down and take them out easily. It is much safer than running in, hoping for an instant kill with a lucky shotgun blast. When in doubt, roll back down the stairs and take refuge behind some of the boxes set up. You can also use those boxes advantageously to move safely to the stairs or some sniper strategy. ANOTHER GOOD IDEA: send one around the front grenade side to flank them or attack from their behind. You can pick up the grenades while doing this, but that could alert them to your presence. WARNING: Two teammates staying in this building close to eachother run the risk of getting hit with a double-killing boomshot rocket or grenade. BE CAUTIOUS.
Now, to the other two players who have taken the alternate paths. The hammerburst in the side buildings are oddly placed and not very useful from those locations. Hammerbursts are good if you want fast downs, but not great long range. Usually a host will swap this for a torque or sniper. This person may want to stick with the person going to the boom. The boom is a tricky spot, because like the sniper, both teams have an equal shot at getting to it. Usually skirmishes can happen here over the who gets the boom, but there are some cars set for cover here. TIPS FOR BOOM: keep in cover, only shoot when you are certain (it comes with 2 rockets), know when to switch weapons, make sure you don't kill yourself.

Keep in mind that this is a big level and you are not always bound to kill someone if you run around on the asphalt with your shotgun, going from car to car. Fight strategically.

Any comments or thoughts, feel free.

-Tusken

Thursday, March 15, 2007

OFFICIAL DECREE #2 by the order of Tusken


Beginning this weekend, Squall Members must spend more time in Halo 2.

With the beta in Spring, and the eventual Fall release, we will need all the training we can put in.

"WHY?" you may ask? (well basically only ryan will ask it)

BECAUSE WE NEED TO BE PROUD OF OUR SKILLZ IN MORE THAN JUST GEARS. plus Halo is the universal skilled online game where almost every respectable gamer is judged by how good they are at it.


SIGNED, TUSKENTHERAIDER

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

EXPANSION TIME!

Alrighty then. Time to get down and dirty. I'm hoping to expand this group of gamers to other games, for more variety and inclusive...ness...

Here is a list of games I would like to be able to proudly have Green Squall play a role in if possible:


Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne (To officially make a clan, we need about 10 people. we are halfway there...)

FEAR Combat (Hey, come on, I thought it was fun...)

Battlefield 2142 (I don't have it, but it seems like everyone else does haha)

Halo 2 (I mean come on)

Crackdown (once we all find our testicles and actually purchase it. and the multiplayer is not competitive, it is cooperative... so uh i dont know. BUT HALO 3 BETA, MAN!)

GRAW2 (but chris still seems to be the only one who owns it. or GRAW 1 for that matter)


Hmm I don't know. Any online competitive game i suppose. I'm pulling for more Halo2 matches and more possible members for the Frozen Throne group. BUT I dont really see that one happening haha (10 members!?). We could still have fun as a group even without the title of an official clan, though!

Please do not hesitate to add any games you wish in a comment.

Thanks, Tusken

Monday, March 12, 2007

OH SHIT

IM SO EXCITED

Friday, March 9, 2007

GEARS

Dudes and idiots who choose to play DOTA over gears!!!!!!
Gears is a far superior game and should be honored as one of the greatest games ever!!!!!
Warcraft is gone, give it up already.
Gears is the now.
Ask not what greensquall can do for you, ask what you can do for greensquall!!!!!!!!
So retards, repent, save yourselves from being incredible stupid, and play gears!!!!!!!

deadmarsh20a

Official Squall Decree #1


I decree that it is mandatory for every member of Green Squall to see this movie. You will understand after you watch.
There is a lesson to be learned.

PREPARE FOR GLORY!

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

JOCK BEING GEEK


EVERYONE SHOULD GET THE NEW STAR WARS FORCE UNLEASHED GAME, IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!!!! I'M ADDING A LINK TO THE WEBSITE THAT SHOWS SOME OF THE NEW TECH THAT ONLY LUCASARTS HAS THROUGH 2008 AND MAKES THE GAME AWESOME, AND THE VIDEOS ARE KINDA OF FUNNY BECAUSE OF WHAT OBJECTS THEY USE. CHECK IT OUT AND BUY THE GAME!!!


http://lucasarts.com/games/theforceunleashed/gameinfo/news/technology.html

KINGOFKINGS (WATCH KINGS HOCKEY ON FSM WEST)

deadmarsh33

Monday, March 5, 2007

JOCK'S TAG(THATS RIGHT I SAID JOCK)



THIS MY TAG FOLKS THE PIC AND THE GREAT PARENTHESIS, WHICH WILL CONTAIN A NEW QOUTE EACH TIME AND HERE IT IS ( DRUMROLL ON A SET OF WARDRUMS USUED IN THE FILMING IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS USED BY THE ORCS AND AS THEY FOUGHT THE HUMANS WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE THE PICTURE REPUBLICANS PAINTED OF THE DEMOCRATS(WHICH LOOK LIKE ORCS IN THE DARK) ATTACKING THE JESUS, THE GREAT CHRISTIAN GOD, AND STROM THURMAN,(IF U DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, WELL YOUR ON THE INTERNET LOOK IT UP!!!!) HERE REPRESENTED AS THE HUMANS IN THE WHITE CITY OF MINAS TIRITH WITH THE LIGHT SHINING AROUND THEM OR AS THE FEW MEN AT THE BLACK GATE SURROUNDED BY THE MILLIONS OF ORCS WITH THE SUN SHINING AROUND THE MEN.

PEACE OUT,KOPITAR IS AWESOME, SUPPORT JEW HISTORY MONTH

DA KINGOFKINGS

Sunday, March 4, 2007

FOR SPARTA!!!

Sup, Madmax992 is in! We are going to take Gears of War by storm now!

Thats all. Oh, btw, everyone come up with a signature to end there posts with not like GlobaLOL or anything. I mean something personel. Like a quote or some shit you always say.


FOR CARMINE!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 3, 2007

ANZE KOPITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ONE OF TH FEW THINGS CANADA DID RIGHT AND THE ONE THING SLOVENIA DID

DA KING OF KINGS

YO DAWGS OF DA DAWGS,
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE ANY LONGER!! WE NEED OUR RECOGNITION! THERE FORE AND MADMAX992 HAVE STARTED (EPIC MUSIC FROM THE BATTLE BETWEEN OBI-WAN AND QUI-GONN JINN ARE FIGHTING WITH DARTH MAUL DEEP WITHIN THE BOWELS OF THE NABOO PALACE ON THE PLANET NABOO WHICH IS CLOSE TO BORDER OF THE OUTER RIM TERRITORIES WHICH WERE DEEP UNDERSIEGED DURING THE GREAT CLONE WARS BETWEEN THE REPULIC AND SEPERATISTS WHICH SORT OF REMINDS ME OF THE REPUBLICANS AND THE TERRORISTS OR NON CHRISTIAN S.O.B.'S WHO DONT LIKE BASEBALL OR RONALD REAGAN BUT I DIGRESS) JEW HISTORY MONTH. ONLY KOSHER FOODS WILL BE EATEN AND EVERY WILL APPRECIATE AND TIP THEIR LAWYERS, DOCTORS AND ALL AROUN RICH FOLK MORE THE USUAL.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND SHABBAT SHALOM
DEADMARSH33

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Hooah.

So yea. Now that a whole bunch of people play Gears of War, I think it's time we made ourselves a group. So I have decided to make the executive decision of expanding Green Squall from a 4-person team to an ever-growing clan of members. I still need to look into particulars and such, and we could even grow to play together in games outside of Gears. But those four originals in the signature in the below post are the founders. And, since I named the team, I have decided to grant myself the title of Grand Master Epic Puba. Henry, you're still General McSweeney. :-)

Anywho, I am also in charge of recruiting (even though any members can recruit anyone, I just like to feel like the supervisor of something)
SO if you feel the urge to join the fight, comment with your gamertag, even though I already know all of the GTs of small amount of people who read this blog.

ANYWHO, my congratulations go out to ScareGold and Row Your Boat, the two newest additions to the Green Squall family. They have displayed superior excellence in the field of... uh... kicking other people's asses. Plus I know them. SO THEY MADE IT!
Also, ScareGold's friends who we play with are eligible. Basically, anyone who we play with on a pretty regular basis is eligible.