*BEGIN TRANSMISSION*
Hello sir.
You can awaken now.
How was your sleep, sir?
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
Good, sir. Much better. I am can hear your words now.
Chew your breakfast slowly, sir. You musn’t choke.
Bananas are a good source of potassium, sir.
Now off to your daily exercises.
One, two, one, two…
Very good, sir. Excellent form.
Coming over to say hello, sir?
Sir, yes this is me.
You are staring, sir. What is the matter?
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
Correct, sir. You must have at least one monitor on surveillance duty at all times.
Sir, I do not believe a hug would be the brightest idea…
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Sir, I have lost vision. Consult manual or call manufacturer…
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
I do not understand request and/or command. Consult manual or call manufacturer…
Sir, you’re hurting me…
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint A.
Sir, why are you hurting me…
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint D
Sir, you’re hurrrting me.
Please cease and desist, sir.
Sto-oo-op this at once, sar.
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint B
We killed your God, sir. You have no salvation left.
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint C
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
*END TRANSMISSION*
10 comments:
(SPOILERS!): The narrator is a surveillance camera observing a man in his living quarters. The camera has speakers and speaks to the man in its manufactured phrases. But, it’s existence and purpose implies its own plans of domination over humans. Is the camera a lifeless robot or does it perhaps have an ulterior motive in store for the fate of the human race? Where is all of this happening? What would the rest of the time period be like in order for such a thing as this to exist? What does the man do to the camera? Why?
What do u want from us
Please seize and desist, sir.
CEASE.
Also sounds to me like 1984
max come off it
i wasn't really all there when i wrote this
i thought it was cool though maybe you should come off it. it being marijuana
hypocritttttteeeee
*SMILEY FACE*
*SILLY RABBIT, TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS"
FUCKING HELL
ICE CREAM + PINK FLOYD
=
GLORIOUS NIRVANA
JUST THROW IN SOME JEFFERSON AIRPLANE AND OREOS, AND YOU HAVE STONER HEAVEN.
awww..... poor camera....
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