Palarz

Sorry to mix business with pleasure, but I wanted to remind everyone to be researching slavery propaganda, both pro and con, for our Palarz project.

Also, when is everyone free to meet up?

top 5 music favorites of 2008

1. sound of animals fighting- ocean and the sun



2. portishead- third



3. wale- the mixtape about nothing



4. nick cave and the bad seeds- dig, lazarus, dig!!!



5. the natural yogurt band- away with melancholy

2nd post in a row

Brothersport is the jam of a lifetime

A Tale Of Two Brosephs

BAWWWWWWWW

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Happy Holidays

Watchmen Cookie

Inspiration struck me while decorating Christmas cookies with my cousins. This was the best replica I could make.


















Also, I'm on the blog now.

Primer (2004)

"Primer (2004) is an American science fiction film about the accidental invention of time travel. The film was written, directed and produced by Shane Carruth, a former mathematician and engineer, and was completed on a budget of only $7,000."

After my first play, I'm awed by the intricacy of the plot. This is a movie to be pondered and theorized over. Carruth made some stunning (and fiscally dangerous) decisions in production and I admire him for it. Definitely heady fare, check it out.

torrent@TPB

Slippy Gets Raped

Some of my favorite examples of humor.

THESE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I THINK ARE FUNNY AND DESERVE RECOGNITION DUE TO OUTSIDE THE BOX-THINKING AND ORIGINALITY. I've found that I've grown tired of pop-culture reference humor and parodies. I enjoy stand-up, however, because each comedian has their own distinct style. These are not stand-up, but are instead the best clips i could find that sum up my love for surreal humor and sketch comedy.















-At the end of one of his live performances, Andy Kaufman closes the act by offering milk and cookies for the entire audience. He has buses parked outside the theater that takes everyone to a rented out restaurant with milk and cookies at every seat. What a guy.





honorable mention goes to andy milonakis because he can be pretty funny sometimes. also flight of the conchords.

Best of 08 Mixtape

A collect of my favorite songs from 2008. If you take the time to download this, take the time to make your own and post the link in a comment.

1. Everything- Murs
2. Shackler's Revenge- Guns N' Roses
3. Man On The Moon (The Anthem)- KiD CuDi
4. The Opening Title Sequence- Wale
5. Better Days To Come- The Natural Yogurt Band
6. Uzbekistan- The Sound of Animals Fighting
7. Shot The Fuhrer- Vale
8. Wild International- One Day As A Lion
9. 1,000,000- Nine Inch Nails
10. We Call Upon The Author- Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
11. Battle Royale- Does It Offend You, Yeah?
12. The Artistic Integrity- Wale
13. Courtship Dating- Crystal Castles
14. The Science- Murs
15. The Prayer- KiD CuDi
16. Does This Mean You're Moving On?- The Airborne Toxic Event
17. Yesterday- Atmosphere
18. Home- David Byrne
19. Profanity Prayers- Beck
20. Robots- Flight of the Conchords
21. This Is Not A Test- She & Him
22. Rising Down feat. Mos Def & Styles P- The Roots
23. Sly Fox- Nas
24. The Comedown- Bring Me The Horizon

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Alright kids it's time to forget what you know. Enough of this shoutbox nonsense.

GREEN SQUALL+GLOBALOLIZATION BONDING SESH.

AYE OR NAY.

IF "AYE", PLEASE INCLUDE WHAT DAYS YOU ARE AVAILABLE WINTER BREAK.

"AYE" SIMPLY REPRESENTS A DESIRE TO ATTEND. NOTHING MORE. ATTENDANCE DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN PARTICIPATION.

YOU ALSO (OBVIOUSLY) HAVE THE FREEDOM TO NOT RESPOND AT ALL.

why the fuck am i so cool

we were assigned to write a song for history class at my school and set it to a song. we need to preform it thursday. its set to an instrumental version of a millie by lil wayne. enjoy this shit its fucking perfect

Me and Teddy Roosevelt we’re one and the same
Both dope spitters in this rapping game
But unlike me he goes and he hunts bears
I’m invested in the other kind I’m selling my shares

You shouldn’t listen to this my rhymes are corrupting
My mouth is a volcano and words are erupting
Boss Tweed wishes he has skills like me
He’s just a marionette not even in Spain can he be free

This economy is Laissez-faire but I’m not a Beatle
Get down plug your ears and position yourself: fetal
Karl Marx is pissed about this he wants a revolution
But he never learns like Tennessee and evolution

Take a few steps back now its 1915
Cleaning my MG giving it a nice sheen
It’s gotten dirty from the mud in the trench
40 Million dead that’s not a stat that’s what I bench

Period two is such a dope class
With Mr. Long's lectures the time flies by fast
I’m tired of the busywork though its so lame
And Mr. Long’s sweaters make me wanna go insane

With this last verse we’ll leave you some advice
Do your work good make your answers precise
Throw some As on that trick and pass the course
We’re done here try not to feel any remorse

hello

Bo Burnham

The punniest man on youtube.

People Who Make Video Game Ads Are Good At Their Jobs

Principles

Skip to 3:45 vvv

ALL HAIL THE INTERNET

anyways i searched the gears firewall problem and search through the forums and found this solution that is easy for anyone who has a torrent-er

Hi guys, had the same problem - here's what you do to eliminate it:the restriction has something to do with your router settings. if you go to blade Network settings (on your X360) and use use Network settings / Text Xbox Live Connection, it'll probably say your NAT is Strict, you have to do some port forwarding on your router for X360. first of all find out what's your IP address for Xbox (you'll see it on the blade Network settings ass well). Then turn your computer on, go to the router settings in your web-browser (you have to find proper access in your manual, or contact the helpdesk - for most routers is something like http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.2.1... default password is usually admin/admin, but again, you have to find out for yourself.) when you enter the settings, use your administration panel to enter NAT -> Virtual server. The ports you have to open for Xbox live are 88 UDP, 3074 UDP, 3074 TCP. be sure to apply this only for your IP address of Xbox360, not for your computer. here you go, your firewall restriction message from GOW2 multiplayer is gone. (you can run Text Xbox Live Connection again, it should say the NAT is open now). I'm not sure if your Xbox can be running when you're doing this, but i had my off power while applying this changes on router. enjoy your MP game.


shower your love on me..............................now.

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(should also work for halo 3 and for people who cant join games, SEAN!!!!!)
(I heard he was responsible for Kenny Kata-whata-who-ha)

Prop 8: THE MUSICAL

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