Monday, August 11, 2008

The complete guide on how to create a massive, ultimate, robot in Garry's Mod

So me and stanfaro we're playing gmod and messing around when we had the idea, "why not create a robot?" Now when you think of this, you think of a stupid dumpster with four wheels or thrusters. No, we wanted to make something unique, something amazing.

SO, I now present! The complete guide on how to create a massive, ultimate, robot in Garry's Mod

Note* Make sure to freeze and weld everything together so the robot doesn't fall apart.

1) Since it is going to be extremely big, the only reasonable, logical feet, or feet machines, would be roller blades right? We used two blue dumpsters with two wheels on each. Also, we put a metal pipe on each to support the legs.

2)Next, the legs. All we really did was place two vertical dumpsters on the back of each foot.

3) The torso was made out of a big, horizontal, blue dumpster, to give it an Optimus Prime-ish look. On top of that, was three vertical red dumpsters. This adds more height, obviously.

4) On top of the middle vertical torso dumpster we placed a small blue box. On each side of the box, were two horizontal blue dumpsters.

5) Finally, the head. Stanfaro decided to use four red dumpsters arranged in a square-like fashion. And for the eyes, we used two wheel spokes. The mouth consisted of four welded road block sign thingies.

6) Yay Done!! "Wait, Stanfaro, wouldn't our little happy face bot look awesome with a thumbs up." "Haha, definitely." To create this thumbs up, we diagonally welded a blue dumpster to the original right arm. After this, Stanfaro had the great idea of welding four thin box tops together and attaching them to the arm. Then, we placed four closet cabinets on top of each other for the thumb. NOW DONE.

Of course, we then decided to duplicate it and fight each other like any human being would. The result became very sentual.





P.S Tusken videoed this fiasco.
P.P.S TUSKEN, SEND ME THE VIDEO.