STANFARO'S GEARS WHATEVER
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY GEARS HUH
WELL NO YOU FUCKING DONT
LISTEN TO ME
SO YOU'RE IN A SHOTGUN FIGHT RIGHT
YOU DON'T STAND STILL AFTER YOU ROLL TO SLOWLY TURN AND AIM WITH THAT L TRIGGER PUSHED UNDER YOUR SWEATING SMELLY FINGER
NO YOU DONT
YOU JUMP INTO COVER, MAYBE BLINDFIRE OR SOMETHING, AND THEN MOVE AFTER THAT AGAIN
JUST DONT GET INTO COVER ON THEM; YOU'RE FUCKED
SO YEAH DON'T STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT SLOWLY TURNING; THAT ONLY WORKS SOMETIMES AND JUST IF YOU'RE HOSTING
(IM LOOKING AT YOU JEREMY)
FOR SNIPING: IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING A FEEL OF THE SENSITIVITY AND LEARNING WHEN TO SCOPE/UNSCOPE/JUST BLINDFIRE
PISTOL: SHOTGUN GENERALLY BEATS YOU OUT SHORT/MID RANGE, BUT REALLY SHORT OR MORE THAN LONG RANGE IT'S BOSS. ALSO IT DOWNS AFTER LIKE 3 SHOTS AFTER A SNIPE TO THE CHEST OR SHOULDER. WHIP THAT SHIT OUT.
7 comments:
the best way to play gears of war is to first open the box but make sure that when you put the disc in, the logo should be facing upward, towards you.
:| no
bad attempt at humor
hold a to run
take out pistol run out, smack person using B button, cry because really poor, kill self
your level of humor is degenerating to one that i have such extreme pity for you that i am going to stop remarking in this post.
JEREMY, LEARN TO SHOOT
jeremy has gotten significantly better with the sniper
still gets a bit too excited tho
MAN I EXPECTED MORE RAGE WHAT THE HELL GUYS
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