BECAUSE WE ALL DESERVE NIGHTMARES

PROTIP: THE FIRST AND LAST IMAGES ARE ANIMATED. CLICK ON THEM OR SOME SHIT.

EDIT: ONE OF THEM IS BROKEN. DONGS.

PARTEH (THATS CANADIAN!)

FOR ALL WHO DON'T HAVE FACEBOOK OR ARE RETARDED OR BOTH PARTY AT MY HOUSE THURSDAY AS SOON AS SCHOOL IS OUT. TIS A NERD FEST SO XBOXES WITH HALO AND GEARS NO WIIS OR BRAWL. I WILL KILL PEOPLE WHO BRING BRAWL OR WII. BRING SLEEPING SUPPLIES LIKE TENTS AND COYOTE REPELLENT AS YOU WILL BE SLEEPING OUTSIDE AND OUR POOL SHOULD BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS SO BRING SUITS AND TOWELS. EVAN, SEAN, AND HENRY BRING BOXES HENRY BRING YOUR WIERD THINGY FOR THE COMPUTER.

DEADMARSH20a

brawl and some bullshit friend codes

Howdy howdy howdy.

I picked up Brawl yesterday, here are my codes so you guys can add it. Then comment yours so I can confirm it or whatever.

Wii Main Code: 3902 7612 3084 3677

Brawl Code: 2878 9380 1248

Add me and lets put with our Wiis together over the internet.

Bungie Stats

I checked out Bungie after playing some Halo and then showing Michael that cool medal from that I got in that awesome game Max made I stumbled upon more cool stats Bungie puts out. You can check stats from every game you have ever played. You get everything you get on your Xbox plus a field map which shows you where everyone died on different parts of the map. Its really cool and amazing what they can do with technology.

deadmarsh20a

STANFARO'S GEARS WHATEVER

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY GEARS HUH

WELL NO YOU FUCKING DONT

LISTEN TO ME

SO YOU'RE IN A SHOTGUN FIGHT RIGHT

YOU DON'T STAND STILL AFTER YOU ROLL TO SLOWLY TURN AND AIM WITH THAT L TRIGGER PUSHED UNDER YOUR SWEATING SMELLY FINGER

NO YOU DONT

YOU JUMP INTO COVER, MAYBE BLINDFIRE OR SOMETHING, AND THEN MOVE AFTER THAT AGAIN

JUST DONT GET INTO COVER ON THEM; YOU'RE FUCKED

SO YEAH DON'T STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT SLOWLY TURNING; THAT ONLY WORKS SOMETIMES AND JUST IF YOU'RE HOSTING

(IM LOOKING AT YOU JEREMY)

FOR SNIPING: IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING A FEEL OF THE SENSITIVITY AND LEARNING WHEN TO SCOPE/UNSCOPE/JUST BLINDFIRE

PISTOL: SHOTGUN GENERALLY BEATS YOU OUT SHORT/MID RANGE, BUT REALLY SHORT OR MORE THAN LONG RANGE IT'S BOSS. ALSO IT DOWNS AFTER LIKE 3 SHOTS AFTER A SNIPE TO THE CHEST OR SHOULDER. WHIP THAT SHIT OUT.

XBOX BAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

On the night the Wii took center stage with Brawl Yahoo! featured this article on their website.



http://us.i1.yimg.com/videogames.yahoo.com/feature/red-ring-of-failure/1192354

I think its still worth it, comment only if you own an XBOX!!!! that means u FRAPANESE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!

deadmarsh20a

Gaspin's Tenets of Gears Playing

I'm gonna contribute to Sean's crusade to teach Lucas, ahem, beginners to play gears.

Make sure you can shoot with the regular weapons (lancer, shotgun) before going for the big guns (sniper, boomshot) mainly sniper cause it takes a crap load of practice to get good at.

Oh and hold A to run.