Friday, February 29, 2008

Tusken's Tenets of Gears Playing



THIS WILL BE A CONTINUING SERIES OF INSTALLMENTS MOSTLY FOR DOUCHEHEADS LIKE BURNINGHAM17 WHO REFUSE TO PLAY THE CAMPAIGN TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME

Keep in mind I will be listing SOME but not ALL of the most basic things to keep in mind while playing Gears of War multiplayer (in no particular order)



PART ONE-

Dont Stand Still- If you are in a shotgun fight (or really any other for that matter) and youre standing still while trying to aim, expect a quick and speedy death. Why do people jump around like jackasses so much in Halo? Because they dont want to get hit. Use ducking/dodging from one piece of cover to the next as if it was Halo jumping. If youre going to ever stop moving, make sure you are well hidden in cover or atleast standing behind something.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I DID PLAY THE CAMPAIGN THIS MORNING SO SCREW YOU!

Anonymous said...

BUT DID YOU BEAT IT??? NO

Anonymous said...

DID I HAVE ENOUGH TIME??? NO

Anonymous said...

i love mah lucas

Anonymous said...

dear OP/sam

lurk moar

Anonymous said...

Was anyone aware that the flavor of green squall is:

Green Squall (Kiwi, Melon, & Pineapple flavored, Bright neon green in color)

Anonymous said...

we must combine those at school and remake squall

ps wat the fuck is lurk moar referinmg to anon

Tusken the Raider said...

1. sam def needs to lurk moar

2. "anony" who the fuck needs to lurk? there are no special references here to get... the OP is a post about gears of war... whoever you are, you need to understand what the fuck you are saying before you try to act cool and spout out some shit that you saw on 4chan or heard someone say.

3. be smarter

4. go to bed.

Anonymous said...

FUCK, GREEN SQUALL SOUNDS EVEN BETTER NOW

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