Sunday, July 15, 2007

OFFICIAL SQUALL DECREE # 3


FROM THIS MOMENT ON IT IS HEREBY KNOWN THAT THE LOWLY MEMBER OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS AND MAJESTIC GREEN SQUALL "deadmarsh33" IS NEVER EVER EVER ALLOWED TO HOST A GEARS OF WAR MATCH. EVER. WE'RE SERIOUS. NO KIDDING AROUND, HERE.

NOW WHEN IT IS NEEDED, A MATCH WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE HANDSOME AND SUAVE "r0w y0ur b0at." BACKUP HOSTS WILL JUST BE FIGURED OUT. IN OTHER NEWS, MAX IS A LITTLE BITCH.

THAT IS ALL.

SINCERELY, OPTIMUS PRIME



Optimus Prime's Word of the Day is:
de·fen·es·trate : to throw out of a window

7 comments:

madmax992 said...

dude, sean, stfu. i know i was immature last night, but do you know how fucking frustrating that is? i did absolutely nothing wrong that entire match except mute jeremy cause he was giving me a massive headache. So sean, idc if you think im a whiny bitch but leave your fucking opinions to yourself.

Tusken the Raider said...

1st of all, someone told me to say that bitch part. and it wasn't jeremy.

2nd of all, OPTIMUS PRIME WROTE THIS. SO TELL HIM THESE COMPLAINTS.

Samuel L. Jackson said...

lol, nice sean .

madmax992 said...

seen, do you realize your posting as prime with a deceptacon logo.

OPTIMUS IS NOT A BENEDICT ARNOLD!

Anonymous said...

bahahahahaha

Tusken the Raider said...

do you realize that i am not posting as prime, prime just decrees things and he speaks through me?

plus he called you a bitch

madmax992 said...

plus henry called me a bitch its not that hard to figure out