BY ATHENA'S BOW

SO THERE I WAS, PLAYING SOME QUALITY DOTA, WHEN I NOTICED A NEWCOMER TO THE GAME


YEAH. THE NISMOJOE WAS PLAYING IN MY GAME. THE NISMOJOE OF (MOSTLY) GoW FAME WAS IN MY GAME. YEAH. WHAT GAME DOESN'T HE PLAY?



ANYWAYS, THIS MAN IS A PRO'S PRO. CHECK IT



SO HE WENT 6-0 WITH TREANT, WHICH IS A BIT OF A FEAT IN A GAME AGAINST DROW AND TECHIES (TECHIES WERE PRO BTW) THE NATURE OF HIS ONLY DEATH WILL BE REVEALED SHORTLY

SO OUR BASE WAS PUSHED HARD, AND THE OTHER TEAM WAS GOING IN TO FINISH IT. NISMOJOE, IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM, HAD PURCHASED A GEM OF TRUE SIGHT, RENDERING THE PRO TECHIES' (ME BTW) MINES USELESS, AND VULNERABLE TO ATTACK. HOWEVER, WITH STILL MANY MINES REMAINING NISMOJOE RAN INTO THE KILLZONE! WHY? HOW COULD THE LEGEND HAVE FALTERED? THE REASON IS ALL SO CLEAR




YES, NISMOJOE FREELY GAVE HIS LIFE TO ME. YEAH. UNF UNF

HERE ARE THE FULL SCORES, FEEL FREE TO BASK IN MY TRANSITIVE GLORY