Monday, November 19, 2007

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

OH GAMESPOT YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!



IT'S REALLY NO WONDER NO ONE TRUSTS YOU! HELL IT WAS EVEN A 360 GAME! DEAR LORD!! YOUR REVIEWS JUST PLAIN SUCK! HELL I ONLY CHECK EM WHEN I WANT A GOOD CHUCKLE!





AH MAN, THAT REVIEWER REALLY NEEDS TO BE BEATEN. WITH A SHOVEL. A BIG METAL ONE. THE KIND THAT ONE MIGHT USE WHEN DIGGING A HOLE TO PLANT A TREE IN. NOT A PINE TREE THOUGH. FUCKING NEEDLES





UPDATE:

RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2. THREE CHEERS FOR UBISOFT



LET'S HOPE IT'S NOT RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 1.5!

w/e, I loved the original so much I'll probably get it either way.

11 comments:

Ryan said...

!!!

Wow.

Wow.





Just wow.

MB said...

They also gave Uncharted an 8.


And weren't you defending Gamespot before, after the Corruption review?

Chris said...

After the Corruption review?

None of us has trusted them since 8.8 and all the others.

MB said...

I think I remember something....

Here it is
http://globalolization.blogspot.com/2007/08/gamespot.html

"Well, they DID give Company of Heroes a 9.0 and Ocarina a 10, so it's hard to say that they're that tough. They also gave Smooth Moves a higher score than IGN did.


Plus, if you don't like them, there's a thousand other gaming sites."

I think I combined some of Tusken's comments with yours when I was thinking of it, but you were still sorta defending them there.

madmax992 said...

Thats....just.....wrong....

Anonymous said...

i thought we were past the whole "wow its a surprise that gamespot sucks at reviewing games" bit.

its still surprising you people?

SUBSCRIBE TO SOME DAMNED MAGAZINES!!!!


(egm gave it 9.5s and game informer gave it a 9.75)

also the demo for uncharted rocks my balls right off. its gears of war+tomb raider.

Anonymous said...

you should get those reattached

Ryan said...

1) Yeah, Mass Effect looks amazing. It has its flaws, but everyone except GameSpot seems to overlook them because of its mindblowing story, graphics, etc.

2) Uncharted looks amazing.

3) Ehhh... don't feel like subscribing to gaming magazines. Not sure why.

Chris said...

I'm mostly surprised since it was an xbox game.

and I'm not really into magazines unless I need something to read for 9-11 hours on a flight to Tokyo or Dublin. Probably because I can get a lot of that kinda stuff for free on the internet.

Ryan said...

Well, they were pretty harsh on BioShock, and quite positive on WarioWare (which probably deserved <9, it's kinda short) and SMG (well, that deserved a 9.5).

At this point the guys at IGN think GOTY is between BioShock and Super Mario Galaxy. It really is disappointing that such a promising game is being harassed for a couple technical flaws.

Well, let's hope Mass Effect 2 rocks the house.

Ryan said...

WHOOPS, I FORGOT

EA BOUGHT BIOWARE

Expect a lot of patches for Mass Effect 2....