fuck you and fuck your 3d

and now some roguelikes

AND LO, THE BEES
(Hurtang the Dwarf Fighter about to FUCK a hive)

Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup

a deep dungeon crawler with tons of races, classes, strategic combat, and a religion system (align with Trog to invoke berserker rage, or with Xom for randomy dickery)

Spelunky

cave crawling platforming with randomized levels; amazingly fun once you're able to clear a level or two

DOOMRL

shit is fun oh god I am tired