the carter

...this is still here?

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1. smoke weed 
2. listen to this
3. ???
4. profit

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HAH

http://www.destructoid.com/how-prototype-is-blatantly-better-than-infamous-135979.phtml

some of the funniest language I have ever seen in a videogame comparison

teehee

Save Now

10 Things I've recently found myself very interested in (no particular order)

10. Well-made dance and electro music, specifically The Bloody Beetroots. Also any good dance remixes.
9. Meditation and Psychonautics
8. Gears of War 2. Finally picked this game back up after many months.
7. Re-watching the entire Seinfeld series.
6. Achewood by Chris Onstad. Has warped my sense of humor for the better.
5. Reading and writing poetry/short stories
4. Experimental and Prog rock.
3. Appreciation of nature
2. Tenets of Socialism, Communism, and Anarchy
1. Being single.


care to comment with lists of your own?

Hey check out Einstein

For Sean

achewood awareness day

hey slices, it's that and this is this

Life and Music - Alan Watts

One of my favorite philosophers. I figured this time of year would be appropriate.

100 Days Of "Fair And Balanced"

Eben Moglen

Eben Moglen is a Professor of Law at Columbia University who is a leader in the free software movement and has written a brilliant piece called The dotCommunist Manifesto which explores and elevates the ideas of free knowledge and creativity in society. This is a video of him speaking about free culture and the laws that are restricting it.

things

this is an art blog updated very frequently
this is a poet
this is a comic that I cannot recommend highly enough
this is a game review site that I take seriously
this is "the best" webcomic I have read

I want to post this in honor of the Pirate Bay trial

It goes along very well with the lyrics:

http://www.beastieboysannotated.com/lic2ill.htm#RhyminAndStealin

The Pirate Bay: Guilty

http://torrentfreak.com/the-pirate-bay-trial-the-verdict-090417/

http://thepiratebay.org/special/2009epicwinanyhow.php>http://thepiratebay.org/special/2009epicwinanyhow.php

MPAA and other corrupt lobbies now have the power to go overseas and inforce US law on foreign countries without knowing anything about the technology of what they're taking court time up over

And yet dispite the thousands of their own customers that they're suing, file sharing continues to grow and assert its posistion in being the media delivery protocol of the future

Download free music, movies, and games at The Pirate Bay

The Pirate Party of the United States Official Website

The dotCommunist Manifesto by Eben Moglen

Bioshock 2

so um

this is a film. I guess it's an art film. It looks - interesting?

Like A Boss

Best thing off the Lonely Island CD

Suggestion

You should all go download this

A Questionable Proposal

Would anyone be up for another Contest?

Even thought I hate primal limitation and there is the distinct possibility that such a contest could violently throw off the stability of every single one of our mental states,

I just re-watched the episode,

And for some reason, it ALWAYS seems like a fun idea after watching the episode.

Stupid People

In honor of the forgotten Xbox and this forgotten blog some funny lawyer jokes.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget.ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?WITNESS: We both do.ATTORNEY: Voodoo?WITNESS: We do.ATTORNEY: You do?WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.________ ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death.ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male._____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral._________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No .ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law


Ya this came to me in an email sorry for the bad format

Rap battle in gym class

You suck at dropping rhymes don't cover it up this isn't watergate
Serving you lyrically I almost put this rhyme on a plate
Its alright though I'll pardon you like I'm Gerald Ford
I win this shit but your dignity will never be restored

Watchmen

Post your thoughts about the movie in the comments.


Personally, I enjoyed it. I walked out of the movie feeling a little disappointed, but now as I look back, I really liked it. It remained very true to the book and the parts they did change/omit didn't bother me. There were some really solid scenes (jail scene) and a few shitty ones (worst sex scene I have seen in awhile) and it dragged on in parts, but overall I do not regret waiting 4 hours in line to see it.



P.S. Bubastis was cute.

Man the computer in the Band room Sucks

Sam Frank
P.5
February 24, 2009

ISP Outline

Thesis: Capital punishment should be outlawed as a form of criminal punishment in the U.S

1. The death penalty is not a deterrent of crime.
A. The use of he death penalty as a form of punishment has not affected crime rates in any country.
B. Murderers aren't always able to fully comprehend the repercussions of thier actions, from reason of insanity or other disease.
C. Execution are harmful to the Public, and might make a murderer a matyr. If we don't torture torturer, we don't rape rapist, why do we murder murderers?

2. Capital punishmment is unjust and discrimnatory.
A. Defendents facing death can often not afford a good lawyer.
B. Scientists and health prffesionals are still unsure if the forms of death penalty currently in use cause any physical pain to the victims.
C.Mentally ill and minors are not proctected agianst recieving the Death penalty.

3. With the death penalty, the is a chance of killing an innocent person.
A. Many people have been released from death row after being proven innocent.
B. In the past, it has been shown that capital trials have had errors in evidence.
C. The Death penalty doesn't allow for redemption.

Great Music Video, or GREATEST Music Video?

So...

What did you guys do for Valentine's Day?

Escape from City 17

Filmed with a budget of $500. Chronicles the immediate aftermath of the events of Half-Life 2.

Episode 1

Be sure to watch in HD.

In Defense of the Genesis (Part 1)

Tonight, I have decided to devote my mind and body to my good old Sega Genesis. After scavenging it out of the recesses of my closet and plugging it into the tiny television I keep on my computer desk, I am now prepared to spend an evening with one of my favorite classics, Streets of Rage.

(Cue the Primus shuffle.)


Hah. The white character has less hops than the black guy. Can't jump as high.

I forgot about how fun this game was. It was such a spectacle of violence back in the day. You punch through a phone booth and find a corn dog on the ground. You eat it, and your ruptured ribcage and open fleshwounds suddenly heal themselves. Then you proceed to punch another phone booth, shattering it once more into oblivion. Instead of a magical corn dog, you find a lead pipe. You pick it up and use the next wave of thugs as baseballs. Even before the techonology of Rumble Paks, you feel those swings of the pipe connecting with and destroying your enemies. Of course, your character insists on holding every badass weapon in the most awkward of positions, almost in some sort of strange attempt to hold its arm at a perfect 90 degree angle. What a world I have found myself in.

Dominatrixes and rocket launchers aside, Streets of Rage boasts an extremely detailed and imaginative setting. The colors are varied and artistic, and the city itself seems to hold some untold story of anarchy and urban rebellion.

When the character jumps, it looks like he's performing some horrible stripper pose in mid-air.

This game is awesome. Time to watch some Dragonball Z movies.

Game update (DEAD RISING)

Great game but you should be able to save anywhere...I got up to level 35 with over 50 survivors saved and forgot to save it and i had to start from level 5 and go back up and I just quit... also Just because i came into the room 1 minute after i was supposed to I lost... I think they should just wait on you then move on.

It is a fun game to kill zombies and get anger out.. Now that I've been having often anger issues. But I do agree with everyone that it is a GREAT and AWSOME game.

What A Coincidence

Guess what just leaked a few days ago

Tobacco    435,000 deaths a year
Alcohol    85,000 deaths a year
Motor Vehicle Crashes    26,347 deaths a year
Aspirin/s    7,600 deaths a year
Marijuana    0 deaths a year

There is no need to judge or change others because of their choice to do something, that when it comes down to it, is basically harmless and non addictive.

Eversion!

The candy-coated adventure from Zaratustra Productions! You weren't doing anything worthwhile, anyways. Exhilarating, to say the least. HERE

Pictures for Sad Children

hey so john campbell makes a comic, it helped me think about depression. they're very expressive, in a melancholy sort of way.

PFSC (first comic)

LOCATION FOUND:

Gabi and I found the greatest little woodland location.

It's not much of a hike, tho, unless you want to walk up a really tall hill that we could easily drive up instead.

bitch this aint no grand theft auto

SESH UPDATE:

If things don't work out with my backyard, it is a very likely possibility that we could go on a pleasant hike somewhere (which, in a lot of ways, would be less stressful/difficult)

we would be gone a long enough time

people would have an excuse to be out of the house rather than "uhhh im going over to sean's?"

we would be isolated enough

it would be a prettier experience

I wouldn't have to deal with having a bunch of people at my house with my parents home

makes for better memories

The NEW Green Squall

Optimistic

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

SESH UPDATE:

I'm afraid this weekend is going to be waaay too busy for a sesh at my house but I am going to try for next weekend.

SPELUNKY UPDATE: EVERYONE PLAY SPELUNKY


IT'S LIKE INDIANA JONES MEETS NETHACK MEETS INCREDIBLE GAMEPLAY

OH GOD I'M THROWING POTS AT CAVEMEN LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST

PRO-TIP: Walk out of a store with its merchandise, WIN INSTANTLY

Because Racism is Funny

Who wants to see Gran Torino this Friday?

UPDATE: Friday at 7:00 at the Commons, Evan's dad can get us in.

Real Heroism

This man is a hero

Who wants a demonoid invite code

i have 5 that i want to give out

oh yeah

Lulz etc

LIVE FREE

DIE WELL

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD

DEAR FRIENDS,

So as you can probably have guessed, the Grand Session has not occurred................yet.

bur617 (10:38:30 PM): sesh never happened

Execute sixty6 (10:38:36 PM): i know it was annoying

Execute sixty6 (10:38:39 PM): opportunity never arose

Execute sixty6 (10:38:42 PM): no one showed interest

Execute sixty6 (10:38:44 PM): people were too afraid

Execute sixty6 (10:38:47 PM): lol

bur617 (10:38:58 PM): eceryone showed interest

bur617 (10:39:03 PM): well, not everyone

bur617 (10:39:04 PM): but enough

Execute sixty6 (10:41:07 PM): haha

Execute sixty6 (10:42:04 PM): what i got was a couple of people who were legit interested who have smoked before then like you who wanted to just hang with us and others who were made too nervous by the concept and responded with jokes or anonymous criticism

Execute sixty6 (10:42:21 PM): and i was annoyed by the lack of testicles

Execute sixty6 (10:42:34 PM): lol i didn't care if people didn't want to

Execute sixty6 (10:42:49 PM): i just wanted to know how many people were interested so i could make a plan and try to see if there was an opportunity at my house some time

Execute sixty6 (10:42:57 PM): but not enough people took it seriously

Execute sixty6 (10:43:22 PM): and instead of saying "no thank you" there were jokes and ANONYMOUS responses, and anonymous responses do me no good

Execute sixty6 (10:43:43 PM): so I kept thinking "god dammit, guys. just man up and say yes or no"

Execute sixty6 (10:46:07 PM): and there are also the select few who are made VERY uncomfortable by it

I was also told by gaspin that I may have been "pushing too hard"

Execute sixty6 (10:49:17 PM): and i felt guilty

Execute sixty6 (10:49:35 PM): and im like

Execute sixty6 (10:49:37 PM): fuck

Execute sixty6 (10:49:44 PM): i wouldn't be pushing so hard if i got honest answers

bur617 (10:51:32 PM): i suppose

Execute sixty6 (10:53:27 PM): i dont know

Execute sixty6 (10:53:38 PM): because i have an opinion about the subject different from any of my friends

Execute sixty6 (10:53:47 PM): so its difficult for me to gauge reactions

Execute sixty6 (10:53:47 PM): and like

Execute sixty6 (10:53:53 PM): predict things

Execute sixty6 (10:54:11 PM): and ive forgotten how to propose it gently to people who haven't experienced it

bur617 (10:54:44 PM): just set a date

bur617 (10:54:46 PM): and say

bur617 (10:54:51 PM): whoever wants to come

bur617 (10:54:52 PM): come

Execute sixty6 (10:55:06 PM): haha

Execute sixty6 (10:55:09 PM): truth

IT WILL BE SOMETIME AFTER FINALS, SO DON'T WORRY

Operation Slickpubes: The Ballad of Agent Pubeit

Brave agent pubit, agent pubit was very brave
Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day
Deep underground with stone and trains, vasoline was applied
We handed him pubes, so many pubes so, he may complete his guise
The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated 
from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford
the various pubes they stuck to him from the vasoline he put on before

Brave agent pubit came up from underground
Covered in vasoline and pubes, he emerged proud
40 degrees in the streets, the streets 
heres where we got the call,
agent pubit the brave, was on his way, free of delays and stalls
verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick
to the church of scientology to tell them to suck his dick
the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen
slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be

Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun
Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won
A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract
Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax

BRAVE agent pubit, he was about to arrive
At the church of scientology, his target could not hide
Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside
Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube covered guy

Brave agent pubit, agent pubit ran away
He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place
He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be
He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of vasoline

His mission complete it may seem, but there was more
Three blocks away awaited another scientology org
The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before
The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store

Radioed in we attacked our target number two
Let the enemies know that with them, anonymous was not through 
Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push
Agent pubit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush

Brave agent pubit, safely got away
Scientology we strike at thee because youre fucking gay
Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes
Remember this day we have delivered operation slickpubes

US

How is sunday morning for work on the Palarz project?

Early morning (10ish), so get a good night sleep.

fuck you and fuck your 3d

and now some roguelikes

AND LO, THE BEES
(Hurtang the Dwarf Fighter about to FUCK a hive)

Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup

a deep dungeon crawler with tons of races, classes, strategic combat, and a religion system (align with Trog to invoke berserker rage, or with Xom for randomy dickery)

Spelunky

cave crawling platforming with randomized levels; amazingly fun once you're able to clear a level or two

DOOMRL

shit is fun oh god I am tired