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Hello sir.
You can awaken now.
How was your sleep, sir?
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
Good, sir. Much better. I am can hear your words now.
Chew your breakfast slowly, sir. You musn’t choke.
Bananas are a good source of potassium, sir.
Now off to your daily exercises.
One, two, one, two…
Very good, sir. Excellent form.
Coming over to say hello, sir?
Sir, yes this is me.
You are staring, sir. What is the matter?
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
Correct, sir. You must have at least one monitor on surveillance duty at all times.
Sir, I do not believe a hug would be the brightest idea…
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Sir, I have lost vision. Consult manual or call manufacturer…
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
I do not understand request and/or command. Consult manual or call manufacturer…
Sir, you’re hurting me…
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint A.
Sir, why are you hurting me…
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint D
Sir, you’re hurrrting me.
Please cease and desist, sir.
Sto-oo-op this at once, sar.
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint B
We killed your God, sir. You have no salvation left.
REPAIR NEEDED in Joint C
Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.
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