Green Squall

Man the Computer in the band Room really sucks

2010-06-17T02:21:00.000-07:00

Sam Frank
P.5
February 24, 2009

ISP Outline

Thesis: Capital punishment should be outlawed as a form of criminal punishment in the U.S

1. The Death Penalty is not a deterrent of crime.
A. The use of he death penalty as a form of punishment has not affected crime rates in any country.
B. Murderers aren't always able to fully comprehend the repercussions of thier actions, from reason of insanity or other disease.
C. Execution are harmful to the Public, and might make a murderer a matyr. If we don't torture torturer, we don't rape rapist, why do we murder murderers?

2. Capital punishmment is unjust and discrimnatory.
A. Defendents facing death can often not afford a good lawyer.
B. Scientists and health prffesionals are still unsure if the forms of death penalty currently in use cause any physical pain to the victims.
C.Mentally ill and minors are not proctected agianst recieving the Death penalty.

3. With the death penalty, the is a chance of killing an innocent person.
A. Many people have been released from death row after being proven innocent.
B. In the past, it has been shown that capital trials have had errors in evidence.
C. The Death penalty doesn't allow for redemption.

\m/

2010-04-27T18:28:00.000-07:00

We've received another complaint on your blog(s), (Row Row Fight The Powah). Given that we've provided you with several warnings of these violations and advised you of our policy towards repeat infringers, we've been forced to remove your blog.

Sup bros

2010-02-23T21:58:00.000-08:00

Sup bros my friend Teddy has a new mixtape coming out real soon which will be posted on the music blog but until then he has a song up on his myspace page and more are going to be uploaded soon, I think its pretty good stuff so check it out if you guys would like.

Tha Profound Sound- Unspoken Genre
This is the album he put out with his group earlier this year enjoy

Tha Profound Sound on facebook

the carter

2009-12-03T00:34:00.000-08:00

The entire documentary has been uploaded to youtube. The first is here.

2009-11-18T06:54:00.001-08:00

...this is still here?

\m/

2009-09-24T19:24:00.001-07:00

\m/

2009-08-26T22:21:00.000-07:00

\m/

2009-07-14T11:00:00.000-07:00

\m/

2009-07-03T23:19:00.001-07:00

HAH

2009-06-27T18:56:00.000-07:00

http://www.destructoid.com/how-prototype-is-blatantly-better-than-infamous-135979.phtml

some of the funniest language I have ever seen in a videogame comparison

teehee

2009-06-19T19:10:00.000-07:00

Save Now

10 Things I've recently found myself very interested in (no particular order)

2009-06-04T19:58:00.000-07:00

10. Well-made dance and electro music, specifically The Bloody Beetroots. Also any good dance remixes.
9. Meditation and Psychonautics
8. Gears of War 2. Finally picked this game back up after many months.
7. Re-watching the entire Seinfeld series.
6. Achewood by Chris Onstad. Has warped my sense of humor for the better.
5. Reading and writing poetry/short stories
4. Experimental and Prog rock.
3. Appreciation of nature
2. Tenets of Socialism, Communism, and Anarchy
1. Being single.

care to comment with lists of your own?

Hey check out Einstein

2009-06-04T10:34:00.001-07:00

For Sean

2009-05-12T17:30:00.001-07:00

achewood awareness day

2009-05-11T21:42:00.001-07:00

hey slices, it's that and this is this

Life and Music - Alan Watts

2009-04-30T20:09:00.000-07:00

One of my favorite philosophers. I figured this time of year would be appropriate.

100 Days Of "Fair And Balanced"

2009-04-30T16:30:00.000-07:00

Eben Moglen

2009-04-26T20:45:00.000-07:00

Eben Moglen is a Professor of Law at Columbia University who is a leader in the free software movement and has written a brilliant piece called The dotCommunist Manifesto which explores and elevates the ideas of free knowledge and creativity in society. This is a video of him speaking about free culture and the laws that are restricting it.

things

2009-04-20T15:33:00.001-07:00

this is an art blog updated very frequently
this is a poet
this is a comic that I cannot recommend highly enough
this is a game review site that I take seriously
this is "the best" webcomic I have read

I want to post this in honor of the Pirate Bay trial

2009-04-18T13:25:00.001-07:00

It goes along very well with the lyrics:

http://www.beastieboysannotated.com/lic2ill.htm#RhyminAndStealin

The Pirate Bay: Guilty

2009-04-17T08:56:00.000-07:00

http://torrentfreak.com/the-pirate-bay-trial-the-verdict-090417/

http://thepiratebay.org/special/2009epicwinanyhow.php>http://thepiratebay.org/special/2009epicwinanyhow.php

MPAA and other corrupt lobbies now have the power to go overseas and inforce US law on foreign countries without knowing anything about the technology of what they're taking court time up over

And yet dispite the thousands of their own customers that they're suing, file sharing continues to grow and assert its posistion in being the media delivery protocol of the future

Download free music, movies, and games at The Pirate Bay

The Pirate Party of the United States Official Website

The dotCommunist Manifesto by Eben Moglen

Bioshock 2

2009-04-11T11:28:00.000-07:00

so um

2009-04-08T21:51:00.000-07:00

this is a film. I guess it's an art film. It looks - interesting?

Like A Boss

2009-04-05T14:00:00.000-07:00

Best thing off the Lonely Island CD

Suggestion

2009-03-31T17:52:00.000-07:00

You should all go download this

A Questionable Proposal

2009-03-25T21:54:00.001-07:00

Would anyone be up for another Contest?

Even thought I hate primal limitation and there is the distinct possibility that such a contest could violently throw off the stability of every single one of our mental states,

I just re-watched the episode,

And for some reason, it ALWAYS seems like a fun idea after watching the episode.

Stupid People

2009-03-19T14:40:00.000-07:00

In honor of the forgotten Xbox and this forgotten blog some funny lawyer jokes.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget.ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?WITNESS: We both do.ATTORNEY: Voodoo?WITNESS: We do.ATTORNEY: You do?WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.________ ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death.ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male._____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral._________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No .ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

Ya this came to me in an email sorry for the bad format

Rap battle in gym class

2009-03-10T20:47:00.000-07:00

You suck at dropping rhymes don't cover it up this isn't watergate
Serving you lyrically I almost put this rhyme on a plate
Its alright though I'll pardon you like I'm Gerald Ford
I win this shit but your dignity will never be restored

Watchmen

2009-03-07T20:04:00.001-08:00

Post your thoughts about the movie in the comments.

Personally, I enjoyed it. I walked out of the movie feeling a little disappointed, but now as I look back, I really liked it. It remained very true to the book and the parts they did change/omit didn't bother me. There were some really solid scenes (jail scene) and a few shitty ones (worst sex scene I have seen in awhile) and it dragged on in parts, but overall I do not regret waiting 4 hours in line to see it.

P.S. Bubastis was cute.

2009-02-28T15:12:00.000-08:00

Man the computer in the Band room Sucks

2009-02-25T11:42:00.000-08:00

Sam Frank
P.5
February 24, 2009

ISP Outline

Thesis: Capital punishment should be outlawed as a form of criminal punishment in the U.S

1. The death penalty is not a deterrent of crime.
A. The use of he death penalty as a form of punishment has not affected crime rates in any country.
B. Murderers aren't always able to fully comprehend the repercussions of thier actions, from reason of insanity or other disease.
C. Execution are harmful to the Public, and might make a murderer a matyr. If we don't torture torturer, we don't rape rapist, why do we murder murderers?

2. Capital punishmment is unjust and discrimnatory.
A. Defendents facing death can often not afford a good lawyer.
B. Scientists and health prffesionals are still unsure if the forms of death penalty currently in use cause any physical pain to the victims.
C.Mentally ill and minors are not proctected agianst recieving the Death penalty.

3. With the death penalty, the is a chance of killing an innocent person.
A. Many people have been released from death row after being proven innocent.
B. In the past, it has been shown that capital trials have had errors in evidence.
C. The Death penalty doesn't allow for redemption.

Great Music Video, or GREATEST Music Video?

2009-02-18T18:20:00.001-08:00

So...

2009-02-15T10:02:00.001-08:00

What did you guys do for Valentine's Day?

Escape from City 17

2009-02-13T22:18:00.000-08:00

Filmed with a budget of $500. Chronicles the immediate aftermath of the events of Half-Life 2.

Episode 1

Be sure to watch in HD.

In Defense of the Genesis (Part 1)

2009-02-11T22:28:00.000-08:00

Tonight, I have decided to devote my mind and body to my good old Sega Genesis. After scavenging it out of the recesses of my closet and plugging it into the tiny television I keep on my computer desk, I am now prepared to spend an evening with one of my favorite classics, Streets of Rage.

(Cue the Primus shuffle.)

Hah. The white character has less hops than the black guy. Can't jump as high.

I forgot about how fun this game was. It was such a spectacle of violence back in the day. You punch through a phone booth and find a corn dog on the ground. You eat it, and your ruptured ribcage and open fleshwounds suddenly heal themselves. Then you proceed to punch another phone booth, shattering it once more into oblivion. Instead of a magical corn dog, you find a lead pipe. You pick it up and use the next wave of thugs as baseballs. Even before the techonology of Rumble Paks, you feel those swings of the pipe connecting with and destroying your enemies. Of course, your character insists on holding every badass weapon in the most awkward of positions, almost in some sort of strange attempt to hold its arm at a perfect 90 degree angle. What a world I have found myself in.

Dominatrixes and rocket launchers aside, Streets of Rage boasts an extremely detailed and imaginative setting. The colors are varied and artistic, and the city itself seems to hold some untold story of anarchy and urban rebellion.

When the character jumps, it looks like he's performing some horrible stripper pose in mid-air.

This game is awesome. Time to watch some Dragonball Z movies.

Game update (DEAD RISING)

2009-02-10T19:18:00.001-08:00

Great game but you should be able to save anywhere...I got up to level 35 with over 50 survivors saved and forgot to save it and i had to start from level 5 and go back up and I just quit... also Just because i came into the room 1 minute after i was supposed to I lost... I think they should just wait on you then move on.

It is a fun game to kill zombies and get anger out.. Now that I've been having often anger issues. But I do agree with everyone that it is a GREAT and AWSOME game.

What A Coincidence

2009-02-08T17:36:00.000-08:00

Guess what just leaked a few days ago

2009-02-08T10:27:00.000-08:00

Tobacco 435,000 deaths a year
Alcohol 85,000 deaths a year
Motor Vehicle Crashes 26,347 deaths a year
Aspirin/s 7,600 deaths a year
Marijuana 0 deaths a year

There is no need to judge or change others because of their choice to do something, that when it comes down to it, is basically harmless and non addictive.

Eversion!

2009-02-03T22:16:00.000-08:00

The candy-coated adventure from Zaratustra Productions! You weren't doing anything worthwhile, anyways. Exhilarating, to say the least. HERE

Pictures for Sad Children

2009-02-02T23:10:00.000-08:00

hey so john campbell makes a comic, it helped me think about depression. they're very expressive, in a melancholy sort of way.

PFSC (first comic)

LOCATION FOUND:

2009-02-01T11:03:00.001-08:00

Gabi and I found the greatest little woodland location.

It's not much of a hike, tho, unless you want to walk up a really tall hill that we could easily drive up instead.

2009-01-28T17:30:00.001-08:00

bitch this aint no grand theft auto

SESH UPDATE:

2009-01-27T22:14:00.000-08:00

If things don't work out with my backyard, it is a very likely possibility that we could go on a pleasant hike somewhere (which, in a lot of ways, would be less stressful/difficult)

we would be gone a long enough time

people would have an excuse to be out of the house rather than "uhhh im going over to sean's?"

we would be isolated enough

it would be a prettier experience

I wouldn't have to deal with having a bunch of people at my house with my parents home

makes for better memories

The NEW Green Squall

2009-01-27T16:56:00.000-08:00

Optimistic

2009-01-22T19:53:00.000-08:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

SESH UPDATE:

2009-01-21T21:14:00.001-08:00

I'm afraid this weekend is going to be waaay too busy for a sesh at my house but I am going to try for next weekend.

SPELUNKY UPDATE: EVERYONE PLAY SPELUNKY

IT'S LIKE INDIANA JONES MEETS NETHACK MEETS INCREDIBLE GAMEPLAY

OH GOD I'M THROWING POTS AT CAVEMEN LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST

PRO-TIP: Walk out of a store with its merchandise, WIN INSTANTLY

Because Racism is Funny

2009-01-21T15:49:00.000-08:00

Who wants to see Gran Torino this Friday?

UPDATE: Friday at 7:00 at the Commons, Evan's dad can get us in.

Real Heroism

2009-01-20T20:15:00.001-08:00

This man is a hero

Who wants a demonoid invite code

2009-01-20T16:52:00.001-08:00

i have 5 that i want to give out

oh yeah

Lulz etc

LIVE FREE

2009-01-18T02:35:00.000-08:00

DIE WELL

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD

2009-01-13T21:59:00.000-08:00

DEAR FRIENDS,

2009-01-11T23:16:00.000-08:00

So as you can probably have guessed, the Grand Session has not occurred................yet.

bur617 (10:38:30 PM): sesh never happened

Execute sixty6 (10:38:36 PM): i know it was annoying

Execute sixty6 (10:38:39 PM): opportunity never arose

Execute sixty6 (10:38:42 PM): no one showed interest

Execute sixty6 (10:38:44 PM): people were too afraid

Execute sixty6 (10:38:47 PM): lol

bur617 (10:38:58 PM): eceryone showed interest

bur617 (10:39:03 PM): well, not everyone

bur617 (10:39:04 PM): but enough

Execute sixty6 (10:41:07 PM): haha

Execute sixty6 (10:42:04 PM): what i got was a couple of people who were legit interested who have smoked before then like you who wanted to just hang with us and others who were made too nervous by the concept and responded with jokes or anonymous criticism

Execute sixty6 (10:42:21 PM): and i was annoyed by the lack of testicles

Execute sixty6 (10:42:34 PM): lol i didn't care if people didn't want to

Execute sixty6 (10:42:49 PM): i just wanted to know how many people were interested so i could make a plan and try to see if there was an opportunity at my house some time

Execute sixty6 (10:42:57 PM): but not enough people took it seriously

Execute sixty6 (10:43:22 PM): and instead of saying "no thank you" there were jokes and ANONYMOUS responses, and anonymous responses do me no good

Execute sixty6 (10:43:43 PM): so I kept thinking "god dammit, guys. just man up and say yes or no"

Execute sixty6 (10:46:07 PM): and there are also the select few who are made VERY uncomfortable by it

I was also told by gaspin that I may have been "pushing too hard"

Execute sixty6 (10:49:17 PM): and i felt guilty

Execute sixty6 (10:49:35 PM): and im like

Execute sixty6 (10:49:37 PM): fuck

Execute sixty6 (10:49:44 PM): i wouldn't be pushing so hard if i got honest answers

bur617 (10:51:32 PM): i suppose

Execute sixty6 (10:53:27 PM): i dont know

Execute sixty6 (10:53:38 PM): because i have an opinion about the subject different from any of my friends

Execute sixty6 (10:53:47 PM): so its difficult for me to gauge reactions

Execute sixty6 (10:53:47 PM): and like

Execute sixty6 (10:53:53 PM): predict things

Execute sixty6 (10:54:11 PM): and ive forgotten how to propose it gently to people who haven't experienced it

bur617 (10:54:44 PM): just set a date

bur617 (10:54:46 PM): and say

bur617 (10:54:51 PM): whoever wants to come

bur617 (10:54:52 PM): come

Execute sixty6 (10:55:06 PM): haha

Execute sixty6 (10:55:09 PM): truth

IT WILL BE SOMETIME AFTER FINALS, SO DON'T WORRY

Operation Slickpubes: The Ballad of Agent Pubeit

2009-01-11T12:44:00.000-08:00

Brave agent pubit, agent pubit was very brave
Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day
Deep underground with stone and trains, vasoline was applied
We handed him pubes, so many pubes so, he may complete his guise
The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated
from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford
the various pubes they stuck to him from the vasoline he put on before

Brave agent pubit came up from underground
Covered in vasoline and pubes, he emerged proud
40 degrees in the streets, the streets
heres where we got the call,
agent pubit the brave, was on his way, free of delays and stalls
verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick
to the church of scientology to tell them to suck his dick
the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen
slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be

Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun
Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won
A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract
Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax

BRAVE agent pubit, he was about to arrive
At the church of scientology, his target could not hide
Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside
Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube covered guy

Brave agent pubit, agent pubit ran away
He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place
He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be
He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of vasoline

His mission complete it may seem, but there was more
Three blocks away awaited another scientology org
The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before
The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store

Radioed in we attacked our target number two
Let the enemies know that with them, anonymous was not through
Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push
Agent pubit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush

Brave agent pubit, safely got away
Scientology we strike at thee because youre fucking gay
Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes
Remember this day we have delivered operation slickpubes

US

2009-01-03T14:25:00.000-08:00

How is sunday morning for work on the Palarz project?

Early morning (10ish), so get a good night sleep.

fuck you and fuck your 3d

2009-01-02T05:02:00.000-08:00

and now some roguelikes

AND LO, THE BEES
(Hurtang the Dwarf Fighter about to FUCK a hive)

Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup

a deep dungeon crawler with tons of races, classes, strategic combat, and a religion system (align with Trog to invoke berserker rage, or with Xom for randomy dickery)

Spelunky

cave crawling platforming with randomized levels; amazingly fun once you're able to clear a level or two

DOOMRL

shit is fun oh god I am tired

Palarz

2008-12-31T16:36:00.000-08:00

Sorry to mix business with pleasure, but I wanted to remind everyone to be researching slavery propaganda, both pro and con, for our Palarz project.

Also, when is everyone free to meet up?

top 5 music favorites of 2008

2008-12-29T23:32:00.000-08:00

1. sound of animals fighting- ocean and the sun

2. portishead- third

3. wale- the mixtape about nothing

4. nick cave and the bad seeds- dig, lazarus, dig!!!

5. the natural yogurt band- away with melancholy

2nd post in a row

2008-12-27T22:19:00.000-08:00

Brothersport is the jam of a lifetime

A Tale Of Two Brosephs

2008-12-27T13:53:00.001-08:00

BAWWWWWWWW

2008-12-26T12:14:00.001-08:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Happy Holidays

2008-12-26T00:52:00.001-08:00

Watchmen Cookie

2008-12-24T15:36:00.000-08:00

Inspiration struck me while decorating Christmas cookies with my cousins. This was the best replica I could make.

Also, I'm on the blog now.

Primer (2004)

2008-12-21T23:49:00.000-08:00

"Primer (2004) is an American science fiction film about the accidental invention of time travel. The film was written, directed and produced by Shane Carruth, a former mathematician and engineer, and was completed on a budget of only $7,000."

After my first play, I'm awed by the intricacy of the plot. This is a movie to be pondered and theorized over. Carruth made some stunning (and fiscally dangerous) decisions in production and I admire him for it. Definitely heady fare, check it out.

torrent@TPB

Slippy Gets Raped

2008-12-21T21:15:00.001-08:00

Some of my favorite examples of humor.

2008-12-18T23:06:00.000-08:00

THESE ARE SOME THINGS THAT I THINK ARE FUNNY AND DESERVE RECOGNITION DUE TO OUTSIDE THE BOX-THINKING AND ORIGINALITY. I've found that I've grown tired of pop-culture reference humor and parodies. I enjoy stand-up, however, because each comedian has their own distinct style. These are not stand-up, but are instead the best clips i could find that sum up my love for surreal humor and sketch comedy.

-At the end of one of his live performances, Andy Kaufman closes the act by offering milk and cookies for the entire audience. He has buses parked outside the theater that takes everyone to a rented out restaurant with milk and cookies at every seat. What a guy.

honorable mention goes to andy milonakis because he can be pretty funny sometimes. also flight of the conchords.

Best of 08 Mixtape

2008-12-18T18:13:00.000-08:00

A collect of my favorite songs from 2008. If you take the time to download this, take the time to make your own and post the link in a comment.

1. Everything- Murs
2. Shackler's Revenge- Guns N' Roses
3. Man On The Moon (The Anthem)- KiD CuDi
4. The Opening Title Sequence- Wale
5. Better Days To Come- The Natural Yogurt Band
6. Uzbekistan- The Sound of Animals Fighting
7. Shot The Fuhrer- Vale
8. Wild International- One Day As A Lion
9. 1,000,000- Nine Inch Nails
10. We Call Upon The Author- Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
11. Battle Royale- Does It Offend You, Yeah?
12. The Artistic Integrity- Wale
13. Courtship Dating- Crystal Castles
14. The Science- Murs
15. The Prayer- KiD CuDi
16. Does This Mean You're Moving On?- The Airborne Toxic Event
17. Yesterday- Atmosphere
18. Home- David Byrne
19. Profanity Prayers- Beck
20. Robots- Flight of the Conchords
21. This Is Not A Test- She & Him
22. Rising Down feat. Mos Def & Styles P- The Roots
23. Sly Fox- Nas
24. The Comedown- Bring Me The Horizon

http://www.sendspace.com/file/hiixj7

Alright kids it's time to forget what you know. Enough of this shoutbox nonsense.

2008-12-16T00:05:00.000-08:00

GREEN SQUALL+GLOBALOLIZATION BONDING SESH.

AYE OR NAY.

IF "AYE", PLEASE INCLUDE WHAT DAYS YOU ARE AVAILABLE WINTER BREAK.

"AYE" SIMPLY REPRESENTS A DESIRE TO ATTEND. NOTHING MORE. ATTENDANCE DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN PARTICIPATION.

YOU ALSO (OBVIOUSLY) HAVE THE FREEDOM TO NOT RESPOND AT ALL.

why the fuck am i so cool

2008-12-15T20:30:00.000-08:00

we were assigned to write a song for history class at my school and set it to a song. we need to preform it thursday. its set to an instrumental version of a millie by lil wayne. enjoy this shit its fucking perfect

Me and Teddy Roosevelt we’re one and the same
Both dope spitters in this rapping game
But unlike me he goes and he hunts bears
I’m invested in the other kind I’m selling my shares

You shouldn’t listen to this my rhymes are corrupting
My mouth is a volcano and words are erupting
Boss Tweed wishes he has skills like me
He’s just a marionette not even in Spain can he be free

This economy is Laissez-faire but I’m not a Beatle
Get down plug your ears and position yourself: fetal
Karl Marx is pissed about this he wants a revolution
But he never learns like Tennessee and evolution

Take a few steps back now its 1915
Cleaning my MG giving it a nice sheen
It’s gotten dirty from the mud in the trench
40 Million dead that’s not a stat that’s what I bench

Period two is such a dope class
With Mr. Long's lectures the time flies by fast
I’m tired of the busywork though its so lame
And Mr. Long’s sweaters make me wanna go insane

With this last verse we’ll leave you some advice
Do your work good make your answers precise
Throw some As on that trick and pass the course
We’re done here try not to feel any remorse

hello

2008-12-11T23:44:00.001-08:00

there is beauty in simplicity

Bo Burnham

2008-12-09T20:44:00.001-08:00

The punniest man on youtube.

People Who Make Video Game Ads Are Good At Their Jobs

2008-12-07T00:47:00.000-08:00

Principles

2008-12-06T12:07:00.000-08:00

Skip to 3:45 vvv

ALL HAIL THE INTERNET

2008-12-03T17:06:00.000-08:00

anyways i searched the gears firewall problem and search through the forums and found this solution that is easy for anyone who has a torrent-er

Hi guys, had the same problem - here's what you do to eliminate it:the restriction has something to do with your router settings. if you go to blade Network settings (on your X360) and use use Network settings / Text Xbox Live Connection, it'll probably say your NAT is Strict, you have to do some port forwarding on your router for X360. first of all find out what's your IP address for Xbox (you'll see it on the blade Network settings ass well). Then turn your computer on, go to the router settings in your web-browser (you have to find proper access in your manual, or contact the helpdesk - for most routers is something like http://192.168.1.1 or http://192.168.2.1... default password is usually admin/admin, but again, you have to find out for yourself.) when you enter the settings, use your administration panel to enter NAT -> Virtual server. The ports you have to open for Xbox live are 88 UDP, 3074 UDP, 3074 TCP. be sure to apply this only for your IP address of Xbox360, not for your computer. here you go, your firewall restriction message from GOW2 multiplayer is gone. (you can run Text Xbox Live Connection again, it should say the NAT is open now). I'm not sure if your Xbox can be running when you're doing this, but i had my off power while applying this changes on router. enjoy your MP game.

shower your love on me..............................now.

deadmarsh20a
(should also work for halo 3 and for people who cant join games, SEAN!!!!!)
(I heard he was responsible for Kenny Kata-whata-who-ha)

Prop 8: THE MUSICAL

2008-12-03T16:01:00.000-08:00

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

2008-11-30T15:48:00.000-08:00

*BEGIN TRANSMISSION*

Hello sir.

You can awaken now.

How was your sleep, sir?

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

Good, sir. Much better. I am can hear your words now.

Chew your breakfast slowly, sir. You musn’t choke.

Bananas are a good source of potassium, sir.

Now off to your daily exercises.

One, two, one, two…

Very good, sir. Excellent form.

Coming over to say hello, sir?

Sir, yes this is me.

You are staring, sir. What is the matter?

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

Correct, sir. You must have at least one monitor on surveillance duty at all times.

Sir, I do not believe a hug would be the brightest idea…

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Sir, I have lost vision. Consult manual or call manufacturer…

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

I do not understand request and/or command. Consult manual or call manufacturer…

Sir, you’re hurting me…

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint A.

Sir, why are you hurting me…

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint D

Sir, you’re hurrrting me.

Please cease and desist, sir.

Sto-oo-op this at once, sar.

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint B

We killed your God, sir. You have no salvation left.

REPAIR NEEDED in Joint C

Please try again, sir. Pronunciation is key.

*END TRANSMISSION*

Can't Fucking Wait

2008-11-29T18:23:00.001-08:00

Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.

Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else.

Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world.

Was Rorschach.

Does that answer your Questions, Doctor?

So dope

2008-11-29T08:37:00.001-08:00

I love this music video

2008-11-24T21:23:00.000-08:00

Reminder

2008-11-23T10:29:00.001-08:00

http://drpepper.com/

Gears Of War 2 Pictures

2008-11-16T21:55:00.003-08:00

Here are some pictures I took when i died in a few GoW2 matches. I think most of this I was playing with some of you guys.

MORE COMICS MORE MORE

2008-11-16T20:52:00.000-08:00

MSPaint Adventures, doggs

start with prison break, then just take the rest for a ! sPIN !

gad-fucking-zooks

2008-11-16T01:48:00.000-08:00

"Fighting" Jack Churchill

My God, what I would have paid to shake this man's hand.

12345

2008-11-11T22:11:00.000-08:00

10:00 pm 11/11 This is my gamerscore:

Wisdom

2008-11-10T20:53:00.000-08:00

"Ten soldiers from behind is better than a hundred from the front"

"Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself"

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

2008-11-09T19:33:00.000-08:00

wat

2008-11-09T12:30:00.000-08:00

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

piracy tiers

2008-11-06T23:33:00.000-08:00

trust me, I have FLASH DRIVES

God Tier - Usenet

Indisputable. Old-school nerds were downloading Duke3d and that jazz (jazz jackrabbit?) back in the day. paying for access is no obstacle to the classy pirate. all brandy snifter built straight into your flintlock.

High Tier - BitTorrent

huge variety in networks. embraces the precepts of web 2.0 without becoming horse shit. (looking at you, myspace, youtube. you call that a community I call it naddery)

Mid Tier - Napster, Soulseek, Direct Download (rapidshit, megashit, mediashit)

Napster beats out the next tier entirely by manner of nostalgia. Also gets bonus controversy points. Soulseek, apparently, had some rare-variety releases circulated back in the day. For that, mid tier. Scoping blogs and forums for albums, while lacking in efficiency, gains you whatever insight bros and broettes choose to toss into that thread or blog or what have you. Dankness.

Low Tier - KaZaA, Limewire, eMule

spyware like an MI6 factory what the fuck like churning out spies

Dog Shit Tier - Ripping media from youtube uploads

as if putting a song through the blender that is youtube wasn't enough disgrace to the arist. have a heart.

Not covered - IRC, Lycos (Probably high-top)

GEARS

2008-11-06T20:09:00.001-08:00

are we ganna get green squall up for GOW2

GENTLEMEN

2008-11-06T19:30:00.001-08:00

Soon...

2008-11-06T18:50:00.001-08:00

5 Hours 10 Minutes

PRESIDENT OBAMA! HAIL TO THE CHEF! FUCK YEARRRRR!!!!

2008-11-04T20:22:00.000-08:00

Today, my friends, was a gallant moment in American history. I am proud to have lived through it.

OMFG PRESIDENT OBAMAAAA FUCK YEAHH
i for one, welcome our new overlord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9S48A81os

man its great, i love this. feels good my droogs.

HOYL SHIT YOU GUYS

2008-11-04T20:16:00.002-08:00

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT WATERGATE

GUTTER TRASH

2008-11-02T23:12:00.000-08:00

Mentlegen, I give you: Dignity.

Street Fighter 3: Third Strike + cps3 emulator
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5WBJGC23

Put /cps3emulator/ anywhere and /cps3/ in C:

Location of /cps3/ can be altered in emulator.ini in /cps3emulator/

Fuck, I'm a saint.

Cool Windows XP Things

2008-11-02T14:01:00.000-08:00

With a bit of work I was able to modify the way that XP looks and turn it into a Mac OS X clone.

If anyone wants to know how to do this, I'll post how.

Here are some pics

Last.fm cool things

2008-11-02T01:14:00.000-07:00

Seriously last.fm is the tightest website ever. I urge everyone to get an account. Here are a few things I discovered on the site.

Artist Logo List:

Small Artist Grid:

http://www.last.fm/user/dontdoitjake

NUMBERS

2008-11-01T16:25:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone that I know yesterday I fell in a pool with my fone so i kind of need your guys numbers plz send them to me via facebook or myspace

FALLOUT 3

2008-10-28T23:30:00.000-07:00

GET IT IF YOU CAN IT IS A FUCKING SICK ASS GAME

Barack the Vote

2008-10-27T19:13:00.000-07:00

I am sure many of you have seen this, but it is worth a post.

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

TIME TO DIE RE- POST SINCE YOU GUYS SUCK (DECREE #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

2008-10-27T12:08:00.000-07:00

So as I was scrolling through the worthess piece of crap the you guys signed me up for called facebook, I found a link to Kenny's podcasts. So I checked it out just to see how dumb it was. Then I found a drawing. Now I have heard rumors of this drawing before but now I have seen it and now Kenny must die........

I will not post the picture but it can be found here http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpodcasts.odiogo.com%2Fglobalolization%2Fpodcasts-xml.php&h=0e748e0c2b603e3b1aa9aaf2ce317fca

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!
deadasian20a

Sharing This With You All

2008-10-26T20:59:00.000-07:00